If you could past sentence on Howard & Beth what would you condemn them too?

[tired]

I'd promptly move them to Afghanistan and burn their passports.

[knu3421]

Take Howards camera break it in 2 and shove it both thier assholes.

[Dawg]

Make Howard do your laundry and dishes.

[HowieStearn]

make wig clean your oven

[Guts83]

Force him to use any product that he endorsed on his show, including Ashley Madison (though Beth is probably using that already. Allegedly.)

[Dawg]

make wig clean your oven

This, while Beth washes your car.

[Chimney Portions]

I have no right or justification to sentence Howard to anything...I'm the one who's guilty of buying into his horse shit from the age of 12 and well into my 20s. BUT, if I could snap my fingers and disarm his ability to be so delusional, I'd love for him to know what everybody he meets thinks about him without the ability to turn it off. Fans, former fans, celebrity friends, Beth, his shrink, his staff and even his daughters...I'd love for him to suffer the horror of being unable to ignore his newly given ability to read their minds whenever he's around them. I wish he could hear their thoughts as clearly as he hears their voices.

[tired]

Force him to use any product that he endorsed on his show, including Ashley Madison (though Beth is probably using that already. Allegedly.)

This is gold thinking! This mother fucker deserves to be forced to use spinkterine!

[Dawg]

Make Howard take out the trash without his wig on.

[Guts83]

Force Howard to listen to Howard 100 and Howard 101 nonstop for a week. Maybe then we would actually get some decent programming.

[jackieavenger]

[Guts83]

Have Howard lose 1% of his salary every time he bashes sirius. This would drive him to insanity. Nothing pleases howard more than bashing his employers, but Howard just so happens to love marbles more.

[Dawg]

Make Beth bleach your asshole.

[knu3421]

Make Howard shovel my driveway

[Guts83]

I love the idea of this thread.

Force Howard to get shocked from a shock collar every time he tells a lie.

[basketcase]

Wow, everyone is so cruel. I would make Beth gain weight and force Howard to sleep with her.

[Quite Frankly]

Get medieval on these two assholes! The rack comes to mind.

Mr. Wallace agrees about pipe-hitting and getting medieval on their ass at the 1:18 mark

[knu3421]

Make Howard go to bed at midnight

[Tans Lover]

Howard: the "1/2 jew" should have to listen to his own show in it's current state over and over
Beth: have sex with a 59 year old delusional man who resembles a pelican

[somedude61]

Howard to be a doorman.
Beth to be Limo Driver.