If you could past sentence on Howard & Beth what would you condemn them too?

**tired** · 02-19-2013, 06:15 PM

I sentence Howard to give all his money to the friends of Israel cause! houses, every dime and future earnings except $500 a week. then I would sentence beth to still stay married to him!

get medieval on these two assholes! The rack comes to mind.

FOR CRIMES AGINST THE TRUTH AND YOUR LOYAL AUDIENCE;

I tired sentence Beth the cunt to a total media blackout for 10 years. No new bag purchases. And a nightly blow job to her true love Howard stern.

and stern I sentence you to telling the truth. No lies. No bullshit stories about being a cocksman. Instead I demand to know all about your true love of beer can thick cock.

**Spazzmatazz** · 02-19-2013, 06:17 PM

Adopt Wendy and Beet and personally provide constant and total care without help from anyone.

**AmishGirl** · 02-19-2013, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz

Adopt Wendy and Beet and personally provide constant and total care without help from anyone.

Now, hold on. That's just cruel to Wendy and Beet.

**BethSucks** · 02-19-2013, 06:20 PM

Howard - life as a journeyman plumber dependent on off hour calls for income
Beth - waitress at a Denny's serving the common man for tips

**yippeekyaa** · 02-19-2013, 06:22 PM

Why condemn him to anything. He has already created his own personal hell. Let him rot in a giant mansion on the beach with a vapid dumb blonde with the mentality of a 10 year old.

**Art** · 02-19-2013, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by yippeekyaa

Why condemn him to anything. He has already created his own personal hell. Let him rot in a giant mansion on the beach with a vapid dumb blonde with the mentality of a 10 year old.

exactly this

**tired** · 02-19-2013, 06:22 PM

oh, and of course a public flogging in the hamptons town square.

**balloon knot** · 02-19-2013, 06:23 PM

a lifetime together and a portion of cashews

**Teeney** · 02-19-2013, 06:24 PM

Both have to eat a full meal.

**DogStar69** · 02-19-2013, 06:25 PM

pass sentence on someone
1. Lit. [for a judge] to read out the sentence of punishment for a convicted criminal. It is my job as judge to pass sentence on you. The judge was about to pass sentence on Max—ten years in prison.
2. Fig. [for someone] to render a judgment on another person in the manner of a judge. You have no right to pass judgment on me! I wish you wouldn't pass judgment on everyone around you.
See also: pass, sentence
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs. © 2002 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.

Pass not past