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    If you could past sentence on Howard & Beth what would you condemn them too?

    I sentence Howard to give all his money to the friends of Israel cause! houses, every dime and future earnings except $500 a week. then I would sentence beth to still stay married to him!

    get medieval on these two assholes! The rack comes to mind.

    FOR CRIMES AGINST THE TRUTH AND YOUR LOYAL AUDIENCE;

    I tired sentence Beth the cunt to a total media blackout for 10 years. No new bag purchases. And a nightly blow job to her true love Howard stern.


    and stern I sentence you to telling the truth. No lies. No bullshit stories about being a cocksman. Instead I demand to know all about your true love of beer can thick cock.
    Last edited by tired; 02-19-2013 at 08:25 PM.

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    Adopt Wendy and Beet and personally provide constant and total care without help from anyone.

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    Howard - life as a journeyman plumber dependent on off hour calls for income
    Beth - waitress at a Denny's serving the common man for tips

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    Adopt Wendy and Beet and personally provide constant and total care without help from anyone.
    Now, hold on. That's just cruel to Wendy and Beet.

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    Why condemn him to anything. He has already created his own personal hell. Let him rot in a giant mansion on the beach with a vapid dumb blonde with the mentality of a 10 year old.
    Quote Originally Posted by whatsit View Post
    I am starting a petition to enlist yip's wife!
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    oh, and of course a public flogging in the hamptons town square.

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    a lifetime together and a portion of cashews

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    Both have to eat a full meal.

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    pass sentence on someone
    1. Lit. [for a judge] to read out the sentence of punishment for a convicted criminal. It is my job as judge to pass sentence on you. The judge was about to pass sentence on Max—ten years in prison.
    2. Fig. [for someone] to render a judgment on another person in the manner of a judge. You have no right to pass judgment on me! I wish you wouldn't pass judgment on everyone around you.
    See also: pass, sentence
    McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs. © 2002 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.


    Pass not past
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yippeekyaa View Post
    Why condemn him to anything. He has already created his own personal hell. Let him rot in a giant mansion on the beach with a vapid dumb blonde with the mentality of a 10 year old.
    exactly this

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    Wiggy condemns!!!...nobody else!!!...
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post
    Wiggy condemns!!!...nobody else!!!...
    Howard invented condemnation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    Howard invented condemnation
    oh shit!....
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    Ten years of working in a factory that makes oil and vinegrette.

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    Make them both live in a roach infested apartment in Yonkers.
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    I sentence them to a human centipede: Bigfoot>Howard>JeffTheVomitGuy>Beth

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    Work hard!

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    Adopt Garry puppet

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    Make them plunge a shitty toilet.
    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Have them take care of all the animoes they love so much WITHOUT ANY hired help

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