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    a thread about girls

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    I once had a black whore. I had just gotten out of boot camp. I was 18 years old. We all went off base and got rooms and got some alcohol. We hadn't drank for eight weeks, and hadn't seen a girl. All we saw in san Diego was black tarmac we had to march on all day splattered with the puke of sailors forced to march and calisthenics right after their breakfast. The seagulls made a feast out of their vomit. The drill instructors used it as a tool of humiliation.


    As soon as we started drinking, these whores started coming to our doors. They were all black whores. We let them all into our rooms and then they offered up our services. This one I had was friendly enough, I don't remember much now, but she had an accent like she was from somewhere in the south. She stuck the condom on before I even knew she was there and started in on it and I finished in no time. I was nervous because she was black. I had never been with a black woman. She seemed alright. I wish she wasn't a whore though.
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    The poor girl.

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    The only reason someone would puke at Navy boot camp was if they choked on their rackmate's cock.

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    She's still traumatized poor thing
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    Could you feel anything?

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    Oh boy, this is like when I used to do blog entries and people ragged on me so bad that I left screaming and crying.

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    nah, i am hardened to this. Diss away.
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    I might not go on though . . .
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    So. This isn't a thread about girls. It's about you fucking one whore.

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    95% of black women seem to have an accent like they're from the south.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    So. This isn't a thread about girls. It's about you fucking one whore.
    nah I have other stories

    they all suck though
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    95% of black women seem to have an accent like they're from the south.
    "Yew wanna' blow job, baby dawl?"
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Oh boy, this is like when I used to do blog entries and people ragged on me so bad that I left screaming and crying.
    You blogged about blaek hos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Could you feel anything?
    relief

    eight weeks without ever seeing a female means you'll fuck anything basically
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    nah I have other stories

    they all suck though
    the op was one of the better ones?

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    I thought this was a thread about

    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    my next one was a Mexican girl, except I didnt know she was Mexican because she had a fair complexion with blonde hair.

    I didnt know what a Mexican was being from New England.

    She was pretty and had a nice figure, and that's all that mattered to me, Mexican or not.
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    the op was one of the better ones?
    no, a starting point
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    I thought this was a thread about

    those are TV show girls - they are carefully cast to suit a broad demographic
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    I've only been with one girl that could blow me to completion. True story.



    Zero guys.
    Last edited by Vyb; 02-19-2013 at 06:13 PM.

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