I gotta say it was a good day

[Blackened]

but yeah, what kind of poser faggot uses chopsticks when there is a perfectly good spoon and fork at their disposal

[Pelini]

I thought you quit red meat...No steak for you!

[hockeygrl]

[QUOTE=Chriza;3613650]I snuck into Hockeygrl's bedroom and tried to feel her up but my hand accidentally touched Real's balls and HG got mad[/QUOTE]

Real has nice balls.

[Chriza]

[QUOTE=Pelini;3613852]I thought you quit red meat...No steak for you![/QUOTE]

My rule is, I won't buy it or order it, but if I'm going to dinner at someone's house and they make it, hey, can't be rude

Unless I'm drunk then all rules go out the window

[Chriza]

[QUOTE=hockeygrl;3613860]Real has nice balls.[/QUOTE]

I think I left my watch on them

[hockeygrl]

[QUOTE=Chriza;3613870]I think I left my watch on them[/QUOTE]

k, ill let him know.

[Pelini]

K. What ya have for lunch today?[QUOTE=Chriza;3613867]My rule is, I won't buy it or order it, but if I'm going to dinner at someone's house and they make it, hey, can't be rude

Unless I'm drunk then all rules go out the window[/QUOTE]

[Chriza]

[QUOTE=Pelini;3613908]K. What ya have for lunch today?[/QUOTE]

Just finished. Turkey sandwich and some spicy Doritos.

[MatthewT]

another turkey sandwich of despair

[Wing]

I like using chopsticks

[MatthewT]

ooooh, a Wing sighting!

did you watch Darker Than Black?

[Hateman]

Benihana's fried rice, is the best fried rice I've ever had

[redshirt]

[QUOTE=MatthewT;3614167]ooooh, a Wing sighting!

did you watch Darker Than Black?[/QUOTE]

First season was good, second season, like any of the Highlander or Matrix sequels...did. not. happen.

[Stew Nod]

[QUOTE=Hateman;3614274]Benihana's fried rice, is the best fried rice I've ever had[/QUOTE]

LOL, I was at that shithole once and I took a real close look at the greasy table/bar where you sit and eat :bacteria farm: ...holy fuck :facepalm:

[Double Blizz]

I wish I could tell you that Chriza fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Chriza would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Chriza - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
n 1966, Chriza escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Chriza did it in less than twenty. Oh, Chriza loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Chriza's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Kanye was killed, Chriza decided he'd been here just about long enough. Chriza did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Chriza crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

[Double Blizz]

.

[KOAM]

[QUOTE=Chriza;3613436]So first I found out that we made bonus this quarter so my check will be fat

Then I found out I'm having steak for dinner

And now my ladyfriend is trying to convince me to go to Benihana with her tomorrow

Nigga WUT[/QUOTE]


Your ladyfriend has a penis, doesn't he? Tell the truth.

[Chriza]

[QUOTE=KOAM;3614517]Your ladyfriend has a penis, doesn't he? Tell the truth.[/QUOTE]

She has as much of one as you have a joke book

[fletchman71]

Chriza, what are you going to buy with your bonus? You should get the Xbox game Far Cry 3. It's pretty cool.

[Chriza]

Yeah I've heard its pretty good. But I'm probably gonna owe on my taxes and my car needs new tires, so those will probably come first. ;(