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  1. 02-18-2013, 08:57 PM #1
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    Check this shit out!

    Now you can really rock those cucumbers!




    Read more about this incredible invention here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mur View Post
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    You are both irrelevant now.

    Replaced by local produce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You are both irrelevant now.

    Replaced by local produce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    I'd like to say you could fall back on your cooking skills, but between the sausage and the carrots, I've got a decent meal to throw on the barbecue when I'm through.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You are both irrelevant now.

    Replaced by local produce.
    With this, it would be easier to say no to PP
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    The Dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. The gadget is brought to us by designer Francesco Morackini. I’m prettyyyyy sure it’s just a concept, otherwise, I don’t know how am I’m gonna get any sleep tonight. He shows off several examples of objects that can be weiner-fied like a carrot, tree branch, block of cheese… All kinds of stuff you shouldn’t be putting in or around your hoo-hah or too-tay. Francesco even crafted a faux-dong out of a burning candle! Which… certainly brings new meaning to the term “fire crotch.” But did we NEED a new meaning for fire crotch? No. The answer is no.
    I gotta stop buying those stupid baby carrots.
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    My birthday is in April..............just sayin'.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    My birthday is in April..............just sayin'.............
    slip, make an amazon wish list
    i might surprise you
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    slip, make an amazon wish list
    i might surprise you
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...For-Slippy#top

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post




    I gotta stop buying those stupid baby carrots.
    I've never fucked a veggie, but if I had one of these, I'd be picking out some beauties.
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    My birthday is in April..............just sayin'.............
    I wonder if they give bulk deals :
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    I've never fucked a veggie, but if I had one of these, I'd be picking out some beauties.

    I wonder if they give bulk deals :
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Wanna get in on the order?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Wanna get in on the order?
    This product cannot kill a bug
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    My birthday is in April..............just sayin'.............
    That will be our one year anniversary as a board power couple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    That will be our one year anniversary as a board power couple.
    I will buy you a donut, and you can buy me a cucumber!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I will buy you a donut, and you can buy me a cucumber!
    Time to thrust!
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    Do you real need to make object look like a penis to get desired effect!
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