For Slippy

[Slippy]

Um she made a post where she clearly stated how she wanted to eat your asshole!

She said she wanted to toss my SALAD, silly.

You guys read too much into things. Girl's just offering to help me prepare supper.

[Slippy]

I didn't realize that most people talked about double penetration and tickling when discussing vegetables.

My mistake ma'am!

You should come to the Farmer's market with me one day.

[Gwarn1]

She said she wanted to toss my SALAD, silly.

You guys read too much into things. Girl's just offering to help me prepare supper.

Don't be coy! Everyone knows that tossing ones salad Is a slang term for analingus! So knock it off!

[Wing]

She said she wanted to toss my SALAD, silly.

You guys read too much into things. Girl's just offering to help me prepare supper.

Of course, I'll have to wash it first.

Don't be coy! Everyone knows that tossing ones salad Is a slang term for analingus! So knock it off!

Well I never!

[Slippy]

Don't be coy! Everyone knows that tossing ones salad Is a slang term for analingus! So knock it off!

You may never come to my parent's house for supper.

Mom: "Slippy, can your new friend toss the salad for me please, while your brother takes care of the sausage and I make some gravy? Your dad is busy trimming bushes, so I need some help."

Gwarn: :thud:

[Slippy]

damnit

[Gwarn1]

Of course, I'll have to wash it first.



Well I never!

I'm sorry. I should never of assumed that a pure innocent young lady such as yourself
Would of meant anything other than making a real salad

[Gwarn1]

You may never come to my parent's house for supper.

Mom: "Slippy, can your new friend toss the salad for me please, while your brother takes care of the sausage and I make some gravy? Your dad is busy trimming bushes, so I need some help."

Gwarn: :thud:

I got nothin to top that. You kick ass!

[Root]

I've never fucked a veggie, but if I had one of these, I'd be picking out some beauties.

I wonder if they give bulk deals :

I think we should start a donation thread

[nazdrowie]

Check this shit out!

Now you can really rock those cucumbers!




Read more about this incredible invention here.

[Slippy]

I'm gonna get you drunk and stick one of your fingers in there...

[Mack]

It's kind of handy just having a cock.

[newcastlefan]

I want to be the commercial loan officer who gets the new business application for that product.

[Slippy]

It's kind of handy just having a cock.

I could think of some fruits and vegetables you could drill holes in....not sure if they have a handy invention for that like Wing found.

[Wing]

You may never come to my parent's house for supper.

Mom: "Slippy, can your new friend toss the salad for me please, while your brother takes care of the sausage and I make some gravy? Your dad is busy trimming bushes, so I need some help."

Gwarn: :thud:

Nailed it!

I'm sorry. I should never of assumed that a pure innocent young lady such as yourself
Would of meant anything other than making a real salad

I'm very misunderstood.

I think we should start a donation thread

[Root]

Winger, you may not want what I have to "donate"

[Avery]

doesn't look like it can fit a butternut squash. some of us like to feel the stretch in our vagines. IMO.

[Slippy]

doesn't look like it can fit a butternut squash. some of us like to feel the stretch in our vagines. IMO.

I thought you were a fucking guy????!!!

[Wing]

Winger, you may not want what I have to "donate"

Is it detachable?

doesn't look like it can fit a butternut squash. some of us like to feel the stretch in our vagines. IMO.

For you, mi amor

[Avery]

I thought you were a fucking guy????!!!

I got one of those axe wounds like Siobhan.