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  1. 02-18-2013, 09:50 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Um she made a post where she clearly stated how she wanted to eat your asshole!
    She said she wanted to toss my SALAD, silly.

    You guys read too much into things. Girl's just offering to help me prepare supper.
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  2. 02-18-2013, 09:51 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    I didn't realize that most people talked about double penetration and tickling when discussing vegetables.

    My mistake ma'am!
    You should come to the Farmer's market with me one day.
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  3. 02-18-2013, 09:52 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    She said she wanted to toss my SALAD, silly.

    You guys read too much into things. Girl's just offering to help me prepare supper.
    Don't be coy! Everyone knows that tossing ones salad Is a slang term for analingus! So knock it off!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    She said she wanted to toss my SALAD, silly.

    You guys read too much into things. Girl's just offering to help me prepare supper.
    Of course, I'll have to wash it first.
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    Don't be coy! Everyone knows that tossing ones salad Is a slang term for analingus! So knock it off!


    Well I never!
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  5. 02-18-2013, 09:58 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Don't be coy! Everyone knows that tossing ones salad Is a slang term for analingus! So knock it off!
    You may never come to my parent's house for supper.

    Mom: "Slippy, can your new friend toss the salad for me please, while your brother takes care of the sausage and I make some gravy? Your dad is busy trimming bushes, so I need some help."

    Gwarn: :thud:
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  6. 02-18-2013, 10:00 PM #46
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    damnit
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    Of course, I'll have to wash it first.



    Well I never!
    I'm sorry. I should never of assumed that a pure innocent young lady such as yourself
    Would of meant anything other than making a real salad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You may never come to my parent's house for supper.

    Mom: "Slippy, can your new friend toss the salad for me please, while your brother takes care of the sausage and I make some gravy? Your dad is busy trimming bushes, so I need some help."

    Gwarn: :thud:
    I got nothin to top that. You kick ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    I've never fucked a veggie, but if I had one of these, I'd be picking out some beauties.

    I wonder if they give bulk deals :
    I think we should start a donation thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    Check this shit out!

    Now you can really rock those cucumbers!




    Read more about this incredible invention here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    I'm gonna get you drunk and stick one of your fingers in there...
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    It's kind of handy just having a cock.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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    I want to be the commercial loan officer who gets the new business application for that product.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
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  14. 02-18-2013, 10:17 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    It's kind of handy just having a cock.
    I could think of some fruits and vegetables you could drill holes in....not sure if they have a handy invention for that like Wing found.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You may never come to my parent's house for supper.

    Mom: "Slippy, can your new friend toss the salad for me please, while your brother takes care of the sausage and I make some gravy? Your dad is busy trimming bushes, so I need some help."

    Gwarn: :thud:
    Nailed it!
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    I'm sorry. I should never of assumed that a pure innocent young lady such as yourself
    Would of meant anything other than making a real salad
    I'm very misunderstood.
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    I think we should start a donation thread

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    Winger, you may not want what I have to "donate"

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    doesn't look like it can fit a butternut squash. some of us like to feel the stretch in our vagines. IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    doesn't look like it can fit a butternut squash. some of us like to feel the stretch in our vagines. IMO.
    I thought you were a fucking guy????!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Root View Post
    Winger, you may not want what I have to "donate"

    Is it detachable?

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    doesn't look like it can fit a butternut squash. some of us like to feel the stretch in our vagines. IMO.
    For you, mi amor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I thought you were a fucking guy????!!!
    I got one of those axe wounds like Siobhan.
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