For Slippy

[Wing]

Check this shit out!

Now you can really rock those cucumbers!




Read more about this incredible invention here.

[Mur]

[Shine]

[Slippy]

The Dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. The gadget is brought to us by designer Francesco Morackini. I’m prettyyyyy sure it’s just a concept, otherwise, I don’t know how am I’m gonna get any sleep tonight. He shows off several examples of objects that can be weiner-fied like a carrot, tree branch, block of cheese… All kinds of stuff you shouldn’t be putting in or around your hoo-hah or too-tay. Francesco even crafted a faux-dong out of a burning candle! Which… certainly brings new meaning to the term “fire crotch.” But did we NEED a new meaning for fire crotch? No. The answer is no.

I gotta stop buying those stupid baby carrots.

[Slippy]

My birthday is in April..............just sayin'.............

[Diogenes1]

My birthday is in April..............just sayin'.............

slip, make an amazon wish list
i might surprise you

[Slippy]

You are both irrelevant now.

Replaced by local produce.

[Slippy]

slip, make an amazon wish list
i might surprise you

http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...For-Slippy#top

[Shine]

You are both irrelevant now.

Replaced by local produce.

[Slippy]

I'd like to say you could fall back on your cooking skills, but between the sausage and the carrots, I've got a decent meal to throw on the barbecue when I'm through.

[kelliejean]

Do you real need to make object look like a penis to get desired effect!

[Shine]

I'd like to say you could fall back on your cooking skills, but between the sausage and the carrots, I've got a decent meal to throw on the barbecue when I'm through.

What about my hot loads?

[Slippy]

Do you real need to make object look like a penis to get desired effect!

Wanna come over for a barbecue?

[Wing]

I gotta stop buying those stupid baby carrots.

I've never fucked a veggie, but if I had one of these, I'd be picking out some beauties.

My birthday is in April..............just sayin'.............

I wonder if they give bulk deals :

[Wing]

You are both irrelevant now.

Replaced by local produce.

With this, it would be easier to say no to PP

[Shine]

I've never fucked a veggie, but if I had one of these, I'd be picking out some beauties.

I wonder if they give bulk deals :

[Wing]

Do you real need to make object look like a penis to get desired effect!

No, I do fine with my fingers...but seems fun, no?

[Wing]

[Gwarn1]

I was under the assumption that human penises weren't all that hard to comedy for young pretty ladies suh as yourself, why would you need that thing?

[Slippy]

I was under the assumption that human penises weren't all that hard to comedy for young pretty ladies suh as yourself, why would you need that thing?

Because vegetables don't talk back, whine like bitches, or fart in bed.