The Dawgs Breakfast

[Engaged Chicken]

I'm sorry I didn't write the dates on the eggs. There's a bunch of eggs in the fridge and I grabbed a handful. Jesus Christ with these eggs already

Well, good! That probably means they are old as hell and you'll have no trouble peeling them!

[wicked smaaaht]

Tell that fucking fuckhole Yucko that YKW does NOT post here. On my account or any other. He's an idiot. What that has to do with time zones, I have no idea. God I wish he would drop dead.

Uh huh

[Butcher]

I'm sorry I didn't write the dates on the eggs. There's a bunch of eggs in the fridge and I grabbed a handful. Jesus Christ with these eggs already

There's usually a date stamp on the egg container

[Boss Ono]

I have a wonderful microwave recipe

I have a slow cooker recipe.

[nazdrowie]

I'm back..anything exciting happen whilst I was gone?

[Satori Brah]

IF YKW posts here. Ask him why he doesn't vote in my polls.

Hi EC

[Engaged Chicken]

No, you really didn't.

Yes. I really did.

You keep quoting him to irritate me.

[Engaged Chicken]

I'm back..anything exciting happen whilst I was gone?

No.

[jonpow]

I'm sorry I didn't write the dates on the eggs. There's a bunch of eggs in the fridge and I grabbed a handful. Jesus Christ with these eggs already

Trader Joes has expiration dates stamped on each and every egg. I always chuckle at that

[Engaged Chicken]

IF YKW posts here. Ask him why he doesn't vote in my polls.

Hi EC

He doesn't. And he wouldn't even if he did. Which he does not.

[MrWarmth]

Egg Number 1.....Ripped that shell off like a bandaid!


brb

[Billy]

There's usually a date stamp on the egg container

[Boss Ono]

Tell that fucking fuckhole Yucko that YKW does NOT post here. On my account or any other. He's an idiot. What that has to do with time zones, I have no idea. God I wish he would drop dead.

Chainsmoking. In that airless fetid room that reeks of fried chicken thighs and mental illness and feral cat piss. Dry cornbread crumbs stuck in his long smelly ZZTop beard.

[Satori Brah]

He doesn't. And he wouldn't even if he did. Which he does not.

He'd probably vote in some of them if he did post here, that is

[Engaged Chicken]

Egg Number 1.....Ripped that shell off like a bandaid!


brb

Take pictures!

[bill]

I'm sorry I didn't write the dates on the eggs. There's a bunch of eggs in the fridge and I grabbed a handful. Jesus Christ with these eggs already

You know how to tell hardboiled vs. raw, right? By spinning them? This, I know.

[wicked smaaaht]

No. She hoists 600 pound fatasses out of their LazyBoy recliners when they get stuck, so she has to be very strong.


(Not you Yucko. Different 600 pound fatasses. )

I laughed at that one

[Engaged Chicken]

He'd probably vote in some of them if he did post here, that is

No, he probably wouldn't. Well, he might in your movie threads. But he doesn't. So that's a moot point.

[Engaged Chicken]

I laughed at that one

Thank you.

[Satori Brah]

Hardboiled eggs are gross