The Dawgs Breakfast

[MrWarmth]

Come again

Just go to a diner, Costello

[jonpow]

Chainsmoking. In that airless fetid room that reeks of fried chicken thighs and mental illness and feral cat piss. Dry cornbread crumbs stuck in his long smelly ZZTop beard.

LOL, wut?

[bill]

I'm going to sleep.

sweet dreams, hurry on back, ec loves you I can tell

[Butcher]

I learn best by watching first

[MrWarmth]

Good news! No cracked eggs. I rinsed em, they're cooling and the next step is the tricky "peel without shredding" part

[wicked smaaaht]

Chainsmoking. In that airless fetid room that reeks of fried chicken thighs and mental illness and feral cat piss. Dry cornbread crumbs stuck in his long smelly ZZTop beard.

Why do you insist on talking about him non stop? You want to ignore him, then do it already.

[MrWarmth]

I've got dry skin, and you're right it comes from India def not kosher probably made from water buffalo doodads

I thought maybe you had trouble down there

Them Pos T Vac commercials give me the willies

[jonpow]

If you fry a sunny side up egg for a pregnant gal you can tell the sex of the baby by the firmness of the white surrounding the yolk

[Butcher]

Why do you insist on talking about him non stop? You want to ignore him, then do it already.

[Engaged Chicken]

Why do you insist on talking about him non stop? You want to ignore him, then do it already.

I did. Remember?

[Engaged Chicken]

Good news! No cracked eggs. I rinsed em, they're cooling and the next step is the tricky "peel without shredding" part

The key to that (in case I've never mention it before) is to start with eggs that are not too fresh. Older eggs work better, the shell will come right off.

You're welcome.

[jonpow]

I did. Remember?

Do you think you could beat up wicked?

[Engaged Chicken]

See? SEE????????? I ignore him, and she thinks it's funny to quote every one of his posts and then yells at ME for not ignoring him.

[jonpow]

The key to that (in case I've never mention it before) is to start with eggs that are not too fresh. Older eggs work better, the shell will come right off.

You're welcome.

Warmth has old eggs

[Billy]

Good news! No cracked eggs. I rinsed em, they're cooling and the next step is the tricky "peel without shredding" part

Wow. Good job.

[wicked smaaaht]

I did. Remember?

No, you really didn't.

[Butcher]

See? SEE????????? I ignore him, and she thinks it's funny to quote every one of his posts and then yells at ME for not ignoring him.

I think I see what's REALLY going on here

[MrWarmth]

The key to that (in case I've never mention it before) is to start with eggs that are not too fresh. Older eggs work better, the shell will come right off.

You're welcome.

I'm sorry I didn't write the dates on the eggs. There's a bunch of eggs in the fridge and I grabbed a handful. Jesus Christ with these eggs already

[Billy]

Warmth has old eggs

[Engaged Chicken]

Do you think you could beat up wicked?

No. She hoists 600 pound fatasses out of their LazyBoy recliners when they get stuck, so she has to be very strong.


(Not you Yucko. Different 600 pound fatasses. )