I have to drive twenty minutes for my thin mints!

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Girl Scout moms love Jesus and the survival scrolls.
I was wondering the same thing today. Everywhere I went today I was bombarded at the front doors to the stores by Girl Scouts and their Mothers sitting on their lazy asses with tables full of cookies. I bought none in protest.
Back in the day they went door to door.
And I bought them.

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