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    Grrrrllll Scout Cookies

    Do they deliver anymore? Damn. Need a few Samoas and 2 dozen frozen Thin Mints asap.

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    uh huh you want them to deliver...we will need to check the sex offender registry first.
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    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    I miss the apple cinnamon cookies they use to have


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    The thin mints don't taste so good this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Snork View Post
    The thin mints don't taste so good this year.
    did they go and change the recipe?? Or were they made in china?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Snork View Post
    The thin mints don't taste so good this year.
    They cheaping out on us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    uh huh you want them to deliver...we will need to check the sex offender registry first.
    Go right ahead. You'll see that my probation ends next week!!

    Seriously, though, I was alive at one point when these little cookie pushers would go door to door selling their heart attack in a box.

    Where they at?

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    Tell me you wouldnt fuck that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets View Post
    Tell me you wouldnt fuck that.

    Looks like my cornhole after a big dump

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets View Post
    Go right ahead. You'll see that my probation ends next week!!

    Seriously, though, I was alive at one point when these little cookie pushers would go door to door selling their heart attack in a box.

    Where they at?
    back in the good ole days..when you could actually have your kids walk around the neighborhood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets View Post
    Go right ahead. You'll see that my probation ends next week!!

    Seriously, though, I was alive at one point when these little cookie pushers would go door to door selling their heart attack in a box.

    Where they at?
    They always have a table set up at my local liquor and grocery store. I don't like cookies so I walk on by. But I'll tell them you're looking for some and give them a link to your profile so they can PM you.
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets View Post
    Tell me you wouldnt fuck that.

    I hate coconut...but have been a fan of Thin mints and the lemon creme cookies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    They always have a table set up at my local liquor and grocery store. I don't like cookies so I walk on by. But I'll tell them you're looking for some and give them a link to your profile so they can PM you.
    Why would you do that? Shoot 'em over to my place. We're running out of time, here.


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    They're on the way.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    No need for girl scout cookies anymore.

    Keebler has stepped in and copied many of them.

    Like Samoa? Try Keebler's "Coconut Dreams". EXACT same thing.





    Thin mints your thing? Try the Keebler "Grasshopper". Again, SAME exact thing.


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    The thin mints now say vegan. Idk if they were always that way but they are now.


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    Thin mints is the only thing thin about me, baby!

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    Besides my wang.

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    Elias hates freedom.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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