What if she slipped a finger (pinky!) up there? Would that make you feel violated?
Is tossing salad as violating as fingering a butthole?
Are you really in Australia?
I used to listen to an asshole that got a wig , a beard & fake teeth.![]()
I find it interesting that there are some women who go bald eagle jones but still have a hairy asshole. Just seems weird that they would take the time to shave the twat but forget about the dookie hole.
That is either naivete or a Maginot line of hair.
No plucking or bleaching for me, but I have shaved my ass crack in the past. Sometimes I run the beard trimmer through there after a shower.
Tossed salad is great. Finger helps at times. I am a firm believer that nothing can be gay as long as another dude isn't in the room. That said, I never took a strap on, because the ex didn't like the trade agreement I laid out. "Sure, you can fuck my butt with a strap on, but only if my dick is in the asshole of another hot chick."
Wife is a Whore is the Creepiest/Horniest guy here. Carry on. -Porn Stache
I'd tell you to try being nicer, but then everybody would just think somebody else hacked your account. -Slippy
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