She's the only reason I'm going to watch the race on Sunday.

She's the only reason I'm going to watch the race on Sunday.
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I like Danica, I hope she kicks some ass. She's a feisty hot chick. I'll bet she fucks real good too.
Nascar attracts the best drivers from all over the world. It challenges them more than any other form of racing.
Marcos Ambrose.
Multi-time Aussie v8 Supercar Champ has been a full time Nascar driver for a while now.
Doing pretty well too.... especially on road courses.
PS..... anyone remember Mario Andretti?
Only driver ever to win:
F1 world Championship
Indy 500
Daytona 500.
Last edited by Macro57; 02-18-2013 at 02:42 PM.

Danica Patrick is an average (good looking when shopped) bitchy girl. People who sit on their asses and make turns for a few hours are not athletes. They are good drivers but there is no athletic aspect to this competition. They press the gas, the brakes, and they shift gears.
I would even rate golfers as more athletic than the drivers.
I tend to agree with your assessment especially given the conditions today. It's a sporting event, so in that way it's a sport. But athletic? No. It's like shooting or hunting or fishing. All are done for sport but few people (I shoot and fish) consider it an athletic endeavor. I drive to work. I don't think there's anything athletic about that, but if I ran or biked or even walked to work, it would be athletic. I don't know where the line is, but driving as an athletic sport? No.
It used to be that NASCAR drivers worked on their own cars, too. Now the thing is completely "managed." It's even less sporting nowadays.
Is 500 miles at high speeds with other cars taxing? Sure. Athletic? No. I've driven from Georgia to Minnesota without sleeping or resting. It was taxing, but it wasn't athletic.
Have derision, will travel
And yes, I consider golfing athletic. I don't golf, so it's not an "I'm an athlete!" thing. They walk the course, have to use their personal body power and control to drive the ball, pitch out of traps, get very precise with putting.
Driving at those speeds and at that level is skillful. I'd finish last at Daytona, no doubt.
But sitting on the ass, shifting gears, pressing the gas and brake, is not athletic.
Have derision, will travel
I've got a pole she can win.
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There are tremendous differences in the athleticism between sports. I played football, basketball, and baseball in high school. The most difficult practices, in my opinion, were basketball. A good portion of those practices were running back and forth on the court without a break. In football? Yeah, it was tough to wear pads in the sun, but we did a LOT of standing around. Baseball? Wind-sprints were the most physically demanding thing we did.
But hitting a baseball traveling at high speed, that moved around almost magically, with a thin stick was the most challenging thing in all three sports. It was the least athletic of the three but most challenging at the skill-level.
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