Danica proves yet again: even a trained retarded Monkey could drive a car in circles

[fenderbaum]

I love the cup racing.

[walleye]

I love the cup racing.

Congrats to Danica.

[fenderbaum]

Congrats to Danica.

She was awesome, I like the look of the gen 6 cars a lot. Should make for some good racing, but I will reserve judgement for the 1 - 1.5 mile cookie cutter tracks. Super speedway racing is always on edge.

[fenderbaum]

She is dating Ricky Stenhouse Jr. too, both are running for rookie of the year. This should be interesting.

[walleye]

She is dating Ricky Stenhouse Jr. too, both are running for rookie of the year. This should be interesting.

Very!

[xyster]

she is use to driving 220..this is not a big deal

[fenderbaum]

she is use to driving 220..this is not a big deal

Sure, but she did that in a car that was made to go 220.

[xyster]

good ole boys are pissed that she gets sponsorship and commercials because shes a chick

out by lap 30

[fenderbaum]

good ole boys are pissed that she gets sponsorship and commercials because shes a chick

out by lap 30

I bet they are, and her merchandise trailer always has a line in front and always sells out.

[xyster]

I bet they are, and her merchandise trailer always has a line in front and always sells out.

my point exactly

[xyster]

look if shes all that ,just stay in the lead the whole race,that way no one can run into you

[Gomez]

..and be competitive in NASCAR

All 5'-2" & 115 pounds of her




Danica Patrick wins pole for NASCAR's Daytona 500


DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Danica Patrick has won the Daytona 500 pole, becoming the first woman to secure the top spot for any Sprint Cup race.

It was the biggest achievement of her four-year NASCAR career.

Patrick went out eighth in the qualifying session Sunday and covered the 2½-mile superspeedway in 45.817 seconds, averaging 196.434 mph.

"Hopefully, there are good things to come," Patrick said.

She waited about two hours as 37 fellow drivers tried to take her spot. Only four-time Cup champion Jeff Gordon even came close to knocking her off.

Gordon was the only other driver who topped 196 mph. He locked up the other guaranteed spot in next week's season-opening Daytona 500.

"It's great to be part of history," Gordon said. "I can say I was the fastest guy today."

The rest of the field will be set in duel qualifying races Thursday.

hate that skank

after all that sitting in a hot car for 2 hours turning left, her pussy smells like rotten tuna

[Popeye Saavedra]

after all that sitting in a hot car for 2 hours turning left, her pussy smells like rotten tuna

prolly

[walleye]

look if shes all that ,just stay in the lead the whole race,that way no one can run into you

That's true for anyone.

[2Manboobs]

k..sorry ..i meant with other cars on the track

she will not finish the race

She may or may not win this race... But, I'd bet money that she'll win a few at some point before she's ready to retire

[renchfrieswith]

I don't care about Nascar.

I only know her from the GoDaddy superbowl commercials.

But I'm a fan.

[crazypreacher]

Hope her sponsors like wrinkled carz.

[nfbuckeye]

It's NASCAR. Who gives a shit?

[Jim J Jiblets]

I know, I just thought this thread needed someone to say boon.

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Hi Schmoop

[EddyG]

I had hoped there would be pictures of her here.