Danica proves yet again: even a trained retarded Monkey could drive a car in circles

[2Manboobs]

..and be competitive in NASCAR

All 5'-2" & 115 pounds of her




Danica Patrick wins pole for NASCAR's Daytona 500


DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Danica Patrick has won the Daytona 500 pole, becoming the first woman to secure the top spot for any Sprint Cup race.

It was the biggest achievement of her four-year NASCAR career.

Patrick went out eighth in the qualifying session Sunday and covered the 2½-mile superspeedway in 45.817 seconds, averaging 196.434 mph.

"Hopefully, there are good things to come," Patrick said.

She waited about two hours as 37 fellow drivers tried to take her spot. Only four-time Cup champion Jeff Gordon even came close to knocking her off.

Gordon was the only other driver who topped 196 mph. He locked up the other guaranteed spot in next week's season-opening Daytona 500.

"It's great to be part of history," Gordon said. "I can say I was the fastest guy today."

The rest of the field will be set in duel qualifying races Thursday.

[Gitfiddle]

Boon.

[2Manboobs]

Boon.

She's Caucasian, I believe

[xyster]

hate that skank

[xyster]

good ole boys will wreck her

[BaddFunn]

being 115 lbs is a huge advantage.

huge

[Gitfiddle]

She's Caucasian, I believe

I know, I just thought this thread needed someone to say boon.

[2Manboobs]

good ole boys will wreck her

when you cant drive faster than a broad, just throw a tantrum & crash her out ...

[babybear]

i love her.
both of my sons have met her several times and said she is very nice.
of course one son works for Go-Daddy and other boy has waited on her at his store in Scottsdale.

[2Manboobs]

being 115 lbs is a huge advantage.

huge

Not when you calculate in the loss of muscular strength when one is at this weight....

[2Manboobs]

i love her.
both of my sons have met her several times and said she is very nice.
of course one son works for Go-Daddy and other boy has waited on her at his store in Scottsdale.

Her attitude is no more or less than any of her competitors.... I've certainly seen that fat guy, Tony Stewart, have his share of woman-like temper tantrums on TV

[beatlejews]

when you cant drive faster than a broad, just throw a tantrum & crash her out ...

thats what i do on 95

[2Manboobs]

I know, I just thought this thread needed someone to say boon.

I try not to use that word frivolously

[BrulesRules]

I blame black people

[xyster]

when you cant drive faster than a broad, just throw a tantrum & crash her out ...

incorrect..its all about her getting all the money,strictly because she is a female..commercials and all the money people wanting to be part of her team


she does not{drive faster} than anyone else

[2Manboobs]

she does not{drive faster} than anyone else

Well... Turns out she DID during qualifying for the biggest race of the 2013 season ...Nnnnderp


1. Danica Patrick, 196.434
2. Jeff Gordon, 196.292
3. Trevor Bayne, 195.976
4. Ryan Newman, 195.946
5. Tony Stewart, 195.925
6. Kasey Kahne, 195.852
7. Denny Hamlin, 195.771
8. Kyle Busch, 195.767
9. Joey Logano, 195.767
10. Matt Kenseth, 195.725
11. Dale Earnhardt Jr., 195.584
12. Ricky Stenhouse Jr., 195.538
13. Juan Pablo Montoya, 195.508
14. Paul Menard, 195.503
15. Casey Mears, 195.495
16. Austin Dillon, 195.385
17. Carl Edwards, 195.240
18. Clint Bowyer, 195.228
19. Martin Truex Jr., 195.207
20. Jeff Burton, 195.156
21. Jimmie Johnson, 195.084
22. Jamie McMurray, 195.042
23. Brad Keselowski, 194.961
24. Marcos Ambrose, 194.793
25. Kevin Harvick, 194.742
26. Aric Almirola, 194.742
27. Greg Biffle, 194.729
28. Mark Martin, 194.683
29. David Gilliland, 194.654
30. David Ragan, 194.616
31. Michael Waltrip, 194.313
32. Josh Wise, 194.254
33. Kurt Busch, 193.657
34. Michael McDowell, 193.544
35. Scott Speed, 193.540
36. Terry Labonte, 193.515
37. Regan Smith, 193.006
38. Dave Blaney, 192.996
39. Bobby Labonte, 192.563
40. J.J. Yeley, 192.094
41. David Reutimann, 190.339
42. Travis Kvapil, 190.142
43. Joe Nemechek, 190.046
44. Mike Bliss, 186.974
45. Brian Keselowski, 183.876

[Smell Muhfinger]

I know, I just thought this thread needed someone to say boon.

This thread, and every other.

[2Manboobs]

incorrect..its all about her getting all the money,strictly because she is a female..commercials and all the money people wanting to be part of her team


she does not{drive faster} than anyone else

Money comes from sponsorship.... Consistent sponsorship comes from doing well ...Having a vagina will only take you so far without a win or top 3 finish.... Just ask Janet Guthrie, Lynn St.James, & Sarah Fisher (Whose time in the limelight, without a win or top 3 finish, didn't last very long)

[Popeye Saavedra]

I bet she fucks the boons.

[xyster]

Well... Turns out she DID during qualifying for the biggest race of the 2013 season ...Nnnnderp


1. Danica Patrick, 196.434
2. Jeff Gordon, 196.292
3. Trevor Bayne, 195.976
4. Ryan Newman, 195.946
5. Tony Stewart, 195.925
6. Kasey Kahne, 195.852
7. Denny Hamlin, 195.771
8. Kyle Busch, 195.767
9. Joey Logano, 195.767
10. Matt Kenseth, 195.725
11. Dale Earnhardt Jr., 195.584
12. Ricky Stenhouse Jr., 195.538
13. Juan Pablo Montoya, 195.508
14. Paul Menard, 195.503
15. Casey Mears, 195.495
16. Austin Dillon, 195.385
17. Carl Edwards, 195.240
18. Clint Bowyer, 195.228
19. Martin Truex Jr., 195.207
20. Jeff Burton, 195.156
21. Jimmie Johnson, 195.084
22. Jamie McMurray, 195.042
23. Brad Keselowski, 194.961
24. Marcos Ambrose, 194.793
25. Kevin Harvick, 194.742
26. Aric Almirola, 194.742
27. Greg Biffle, 194.729
28. Mark Martin, 194.683
29. David Gilliland, 194.654
30. David Ragan, 194.616
31. Michael Waltrip, 194.313
32. Josh Wise, 194.254
33. Kurt Busch, 193.657
34. Michael McDowell, 193.544
35. Scott Speed, 193.540
36. Terry Labonte, 193.515
37. Regan Smith, 193.006
38. Dave Blaney, 192.996
39. Bobby Labonte, 192.563
40. J.J. Yeley, 192.094
41. David Reutimann, 190.339
42. Travis Kvapil, 190.142
43. Joe Nemechek, 190.046
44. Mike Bliss, 186.974
45. Brian Keselowski, 183.876

k..sorry ..i meant with other cars on the track

she will not finish the race