31 years ago today, Ozzy Osbournes bladder, and the Alamo were united as one:

[2Manboobs]

Happy Anniversary, you two !!



While on tour in the US in the early 80s, Black Sabbath's frontman, Ozzy Osbourne, found himself with a full bladder and nowhere near a lavatory. Relieving himself against a nearby building, he was arrested by an irate cop, who told him he had been urinating on The Alamo, the icon of Texan independence. "Son, when you p**s on The Alamo, you p**s on the state of Texas," he was apparently told.

[VAsiCkBoy]