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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by beatlejews View Post
    water is serious business
    It's important to stay hydrated.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    I like to look in the mirror at the reflection of the bottom of the glass to see the water pouring down my gullet.
    I wish you weren't just saying that.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    I wish you weren't just saying that.
    I really do it.

  4. #24
    I heard that Lever just figured out that water comes out of that strange metal tap in his kitchen a month ago. It has drastically cut down on his energy drink purchases.

  5. #25
    I usually drink all my water from Snapple bottles.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    I really do it.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

  7. #27
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    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    I heard that Lever just figured out that water comes out of that strange metal tap in his kitchen a month ago. It has drastically cut down on his energy drink purchases.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

  9. #29
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    Jesus.

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.

  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    well it's not like I run into the bathroom to watch myself guzzle every time I'm thirsty, but if I'm in there with the bottle I get a chuckle out it.

  12. #32
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    I like to suck the water down so hard fr a plastic bottle that it collapses before I stop and take a breath.

  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    Someone needs to tell poor dimwitted Lever to start shopping at the thrift store in the boy's section and not the men's if he wants clothes that actually fit him. He looks ridiculous in such big shirts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Someone needs to tell poor dimwitted Lever to start shopping at the thrift store in the boy's section and not the men's if he wants clothes that actually fit him. He looks ridiculous in such big shirts!
    Fuck that. Someone needs to chop his DSL connection and drag the stupid fuck outside.

  15. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya View Post
    Fuck that. Someone needs to chop his DSL connection and drag the stupid fuck outside.
    Lever provides a valuable service here. He makes us all feel better about ourselves.

  16. #36
    can't he just get a job slaughtering seal pups?

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    Be a doll and just get me a mineral water, okay ? You look nice today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    He looks ridiculous in such big shirts!
    yes. it's totally the shirts.

  19. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    yes. it's totally the shirts.
    Well, that and the dentures and the neck tattoo.

    But mostly the 1990s shirts that are 5 sizes too big.

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    I spin kick the water. Optimus Prime's kid's bring me crullers.

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