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  1. 02-15-2013, 08:02 PM #1
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    Things that make people attractive.

    I wouldn't look at this guy twice, walking down the street. But the moment he opens his mouth and starts singing......I wanna take off his pants.



    Funny also gets my panties in a bunch, as does a guy who knows his way around tools.
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  2. 02-15-2013, 08:04 PM #2
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    Humor, self-confidence

    I've been with Mr G for almost 30 years and I've never seen a look of fear on his face
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  5. 02-15-2013, 08:06 PM #5
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    Flat bellies and boobs. Big boobs, little boobs, whatever.
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  6. 02-15-2013, 08:07 PM #6
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  7. 02-15-2013, 08:07 PM #7
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  8. 02-15-2013, 08:08 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Humor, self-confidence

    I've been with Mr G for almost 30 years and I've never seen a look of fear on his face
    The sense of "safety" from a guy like that, I entirely appreciate.

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    Flat bellies and boobs. Big boobs, little boobs, whatever.
    Pretend her belly wasn't flat. Pretend she was flat-chested. Do you have any depth to find attraction in a person beyond that?
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  9. 02-15-2013, 08:08 PM #9
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  10. 02-15-2013, 08:09 PM #10
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    I'm attracted to chicks who weigh no more than 130 lbs and give good blow jobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    The sense of "safety" from a guy like that, I entirely appreciate.



    Pretend her belly wasn't flat. Pretend she was flat-chested. Do you have any depth to find attraction in a person beyond that?
    A gut and flat chest? No, im not that evolved
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  14. 02-15-2013, 08:10 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
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    So have I.
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  16. 02-15-2013, 08:12 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    I'm a pretty goo singer srs
    I was waiting to find a good quality from you!
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    Well it doesn't look like I got a chance with you Slippy, I sound like I'm calling turkeys when I sing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    I'm attracted to chicks who weigh no more than 130 lbs and give good blow jobs.
    also C-cup titties minimum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I was waiting to find a good quality from you!
    U stood me up on our ate
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  20. 02-15-2013, 08:13 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Well it doesn't look like I got a chance with you Slippy, I sound like I'm calling turkeys when I sing.
    Like fuck you don't! You can build/fix anything. You are a "man's man", and I'd like to sniff your workboots one day.
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