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  1. 02-17-2013, 11:28 AM #21
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    I rode on one at the Indianapolis Zoo when I was a kid. Shit was neat. I wonder if my mom has any pictures...
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  2. 02-17-2013, 11:28 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    She's not a chink, FUCKER
    The comma is key in that sentence IMO.
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  3. 02-17-2013, 11:29 AM #23
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  4. 02-17-2013, 11:30 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    that's how i rode one.
    it was really tall!
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You
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  6. 02-17-2013, 11:34 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Shit looks fun


    Whoa! Look at all the bumps on that trunk.
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  7. 02-17-2013, 11:41 AM #27
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    Zing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Zing!
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  10. 02-17-2013, 11:56 AM #30
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    I was picked out of the crowd by a creepy clown at Ringling Bros. circus when I was a kid. Rode an elephant....very bony.
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  11. 02-17-2013, 12:02 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss Ono View Post
    Whoa! Look at all the bumps on that trunk.
    Chriza's cock would blend in.
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  12. 02-17-2013, 12:09 PM #32
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    Rode one at a Ren Fair, it was very odd.
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  13. 02-17-2013, 12:10 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    Rode one at a Ren Fair, it was very odd.
    Ren Fair.
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  14. 02-17-2013, 12:16 PM #34
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    Renaissance Fair
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  15. 02-17-2013, 12:17 PM #35
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    Rode one at the Bronx Zoo. Kind of boring.

    I kept tugging on its ears hoping it would break into a gallop, but I think they sedate them.
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  16. 02-17-2013, 12:17 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Ren Fair.
    Yeah, I knew I was gonna get shit for that one. Lots of hot chicks though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    Yeah, I knew I was gonna get shit for that one. Lots of hot chicks though.
    Lots of sluts like to dress up for that kind of stuff.
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  18. 02-17-2013, 12:40 PM #38
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    i got an elephant ride at the circus when i was a kid because my mom was hot.

    i rode one in thailand too. a guy brought one into town to earn some extra money.

    i watched a kind of soccer match between a thai girls school and 3 elephants. the ball was about 5 foot high. when the elephants kicked, the girls all screamed and ran out of the way. the girls lost.

    next up was guys sword and spear fighting on elephants. the thais would use 2 short swords back in the day. these two guys were going at it on the elephants. very cool.
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  19. 02-17-2013, 12:43 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    i got an elephant ride at the circus when i was a kid because my mom was hot.

    i rode one in thailand too. a guy brought one into town to earn some extra money.

    i watched a kind of soccer match between a thai girls school and 3 elephants. the ball was about 5 foot high. when the elephants kicked, the girls all screamed and ran out of the way. the girls lost.

    next up was guys sword and spear fighting on elephants. the thais would use 2 short swords back in the day. these two guys were going at it on the elephants. very cool.
    Goddamn, it must suck being an elephant.
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  20. 02-17-2013, 12:46 PM #40
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    Compare the smell of elephant shit and Indian food.
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