That look he gave, when he fell off the bed, and hurt is back, was the TITS!!!.
The best drunken Artie was when he was hanging with the queer guys, getting a makeover.
Can someone find and post that video??.
"Guys, it's not a racial thing. I hate the Italians just as much as I hate the blacks. The Jews are the motherfuckers, though. You encounter a Jew just fuckin' WALK BACK... I love Jews though. They're the greatest people ever."