That's awesome! I recently saw a really good documentary on the Nazca Lines on NatGeo that pretty much debunked Von Danniken's Chariots of the Gods "runway" theory.
After first noting that aliens who travelled light years away to get to earth would probably have used spacecraft more sophisticated than ones that use runways, scientists found evidence of a climate change around the time the Lines were constructed. Their theory, in a nutshell, is that the people constructed the Lines to appease the rain gods to turn the rain spigot back on.
They also talked about those trippy elongated skulls.
My daughter did an internship in Peru last summer. She visited Macchu Pichu, but didn't make it to Nazca.
I agree with you. Everything does appear to be connected somehow.
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The rain signal theory sounds plausible to me. The area is hot as hell and dry like Beth O's pussy miles away from a red carpet.
But the Nazca indians had an advanced set of underground aqueducts collecting the water a from nearby river. And they are still working today!
I wonder if they had used their force on building more aqueducts and irrigation instead of the lines and geoglyphs, they could have survived.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puquios
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Meh.. meteors happen all the time. Just once in a blue moon one will go boom.. or wipe out and entire continent.Not a damn thing you can do about it either.

Meteoroids are common. There is debris drifting all throughout space. Some of it will, and has, struck planets and caused devastation that we cannot fathom.
Nazca lines are similar to Cuddeback Lake triangulating lines - created by men on the ground for reference in space. Just because it occurred a long time ago does not mean it has any further gravitas - argument from antiquity.
Odd shaped skulls are not confirmation of divinity. They are odd shaped skulls.
There are no gods. Appealing to antiquity and authority does not make old texts valid. The Bible and it's like were scripted by men that had no real world knowledge - the internet allows us to access more than they ever could and Yahweh Sabaoth, Lord of Armies, is just as silly as Thor, God of Thunder and just as relevant. The Bible makes claims that bats are birds and mixing wool and fabric is sinful - if that is the case, we should all disregard it as pure fiction.
The government has secrets. But not astounding ones. In fact, I would love the pure banality of our secrets. I bet the Skunkworks at Groom Lake are designing things that we would find no more fascinating than the common spork.
There is no mystery. Only the beauty of what we see and what we might know. Quit dwelling on conspiracies.
Thanks for the input.
I just think accepting that governments don't have any hidden agenda or major secrets hidden from the public, is just as silly as following the bible.
The odd shaped skulls of the Nazca indians in it self are not interesting. What puzzle me is why so many cultures that never had any contact are finding this head shape so desirable that they torture their own children to do it.
From Egypt
To Russia
Ancient Iran, African tribes, Australian Aboriginals, North American Indians, Europeans in the middle age.....etc..etc..
I just want to know: What is the connection?
I invented meteors, Robin. It burns my ass that some other fucker's taking credit.
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Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead.
So what should the government tell you that you don't already know?
Nothing anyone can do, so who gives a fuck.
Although if we only have a week or two left, my wife has a couple friends I want to fuck.
One of my favorite places at night is Death Valley! The night sky there is AWESOME!

Why do women wear eye shadow and lipstick?
Why do mean work out until their muscles are visibly large?
We are hungry to procreate and we mate with what is attractive to our subjective cultures and roll with it. I love tattooed women and will find one to mother my child if I procreate. Some guys like feet and hunt down women with desirable feet. Women find strong men that will keep them safe. Women find men that are powerful and can shelter them. Women find men that are tattooed and it strikes their fancy.
Procreation is no great mystery. In the same way that Howard found Beth (we, collectively, don't find her desirable, but she plays up the things that he likes and they couple because of it).
No mystery at all.

In this world, time is like the flow of water, occasionally displaced by bits of debris, a passing breeze. Now and then, some cosmic disturbance will cause a rivulet of time to turn away from the mainstream, to make connections backstream. When this happens, birds, soil, people caught in the branching tributary find themselves suddenly carried to the past.
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So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........
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