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    Not Wig-maybe extensions?

    I was wondering if it is possible that his hair is thinning and he uses clip in pieces - like short curly extensions - to fill it in? It would explain why he can say its not a wig but why he does not want anyone to touch it or pull on it. The thought came to me when I saw that pic of him again with those stupid straight pieces in front of his face. Just a thought.
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    Men go though something called "male pattern baldness" which is completely different from baldness that some women go through. That means that you can't have "extensions."

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    ya extensions need existing hair to extend. Howard would look like Larry David if he never had the plugs installed and the color altered.
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    It's a straight up wig.....There are some pics where he has the Micheal Jackson straight edge hair line.......................
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    It is a wig, Now stop it with your nonsense!

    Last edited by Teeney; 02-13-2013 at 08:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    It is a wig, Now stop it with your nonsense!

    that is the most retarded looking wig ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    It is a wig, Now stop it with your nonsense!

    Holy shit. I've always thought it was some kind of system, but that looks like a full wig.
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    yes, full flowing black hair is normal for us jews
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doberman862 View Post
    I was wondering if it is possible that his hair is thinning and he uses clip in pieces - like short curly extensions - to fill it in? It would explain why he can say its not a wig but why he does not want anyone to touch it or pull on it. The thought came to me when I saw that pic of him again with those stupid straight pieces in front of his face. Just a thought.
    No, he has no hair in the front to clip it to, and if he had hair in the front he would show a hairline. He can say it's not a wig because he is a fucking liar.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    whatever it is, he looks ridiculous. especially when his gray and white stubble show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    It is a wig, Now stop it with your nonsense!

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's full glued down wig at this point.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    It is a wig, Now stop it with your nonsense!

    That hilarity's not Photoshopped?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    It is a wig, Now stop it with your nonsense!

    Love all wig threads - but I don't think I have ever seen this pic, WOW!! He looks so old and ridiculous with that fucking mop on his head. You can just imagine in another ten years time, that wig will be the same but that face will look even worse and he will be 70.
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    i never used to think it was a wig. i thought you all were crazy but the new hair over the last year is so friggin noticeable. he could be a judge in the american revolution for christ sakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    It is a wig, Now stop it with your nonsense!

    I did not originally discover the pic that I posted in this thread. Lou Cypher posted it in a previous thread so all credit goes to Lou! Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotMyBro View Post
    Men go though something called "male pattern baldness" which is completely different from baldness that some women go through. That means that you can't have "extensions."
    I'm not so sure. If he had thinning hair couldn't they sew in extensions to thicken it up? With hair that long even moderate thinning would make it look stupid. He wouldn't have to worry too much about wig-type problems with that. Anyone who's wondered why Ralph is kept on the payroll "to select outfits" for a man who rarely leaves the house and seems to not want him there might get the idea Ralph is his wig master. He comes over and tightens it up once a week, and in return for his silence gets to not have to ever have a job.
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    It's a hair system


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    It's a full wig. No ifs, ands, or buts.

    Remember how pissed Robin was at Howard when his Sirius revelation was that he had plastic surgery? What could she think was better than that?

    I'm thinking it was the wig!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doberman862 View Post
    I was wondering if it is possible that his hair is thinning and he uses clip in pieces - like short curly extensions - to fill it in? It would explain why he can say its not a wig but why he does not want anyone to touch it or pull on it. The thought came to me when I saw that pic of him again with those stupid straight pieces in front of his face. Just a thought.
    Right. He didn't have a "nose job"; just a nasal retraction. That's how he was able to say "I swear I haven't had a nose job" for eight years. He didn't get his teeth fixed recently, either; just dental extensions. That's why he was able to say "I only fixed my teeth after my movie" since 1996.

    ...Or maybe, he's just a lying hypocrite fuck whose real motivation for all his ruthlessness in the past was nothing more than jealousy and very sour grapes? Just a thought.
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