Fuck, this scared the shit out of me -- I'm not moving back to L.A.
Fuck, this scared the shit out of me -- I'm not moving back to L.A.
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Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.
I lived in LA for 6 years and it's so fucking funny because it is SPOT ON.
Don't question Authority. They don't know shit either.

This is fucking epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And absolutely 100 percent true!
"Screaming douchebags on my TV, our heroes are dumb and loud"
funny video. but everyone knows if an ugly jew wants laid in LA he's gotta be loaded. in NY, not so much.
"If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
The first time I heard someone from L.A. say "oh, you still have your east coast fat" (and thankfully for him, it wasn't directed at me), nearly all the love I had for the sunny, beautiful weather, suddenly clouded and it was then I realized that the smog blanketing the city was not from air pollution but it was really the evaporated souls of all who lived there.![]()
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slats is trying to decide whether to be a cunt to me or a creepy, lascivious pig, so yeah...![]()
I don't know many straight guys who are coy about their sexuality, so I'll just assume you're gay. The Net is anonymous; just be yourself.
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