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  1. 02-13-2013, 04:40 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
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    I think Schmoopy got laid last
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    I think Schmoopy got laid last
    whoa whoa whoa. lets not get crazy here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    dave wont answer
    January 26, 2013. 10:28pm PST.

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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    January 26, 2013. 10:28pm PST.

    - ended 10:29pm pst
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    - ended 10:29pm pst

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    yeah, down to the minute ain't helpin' your cause, Dave
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    January 26, 2013. 10:28pm PST.

    The day Swifty's butt blew
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    pretty certain that she probably has "vagina" issues?

    There is this chick at Starbucks who is real close to be the luckiest chick in San Diego, but I'm pretty certain that she might have some kind of problems. She has a ruddy skin complexion, and I bet that translates to some kind of weird dermatology problem that causes her to spend every week at the Gyno.

    I'm going to take a pass.
    Bad skin is normally a deal breaker for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    Bad skin is normally a deal breaker for me.
    I've been down that road when I was much younger. This broad told me that she had Psoriasis. I had no idea what it was, but I didn't fuck her.


    It's great to be older, and much more mature.
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  12. 02-13-2013, 05:00 PM #72
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    I don't need to be asking no questions when the panties come off like "Whats that?"
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    just bring a lemon wedge into the Starbuck's restroom with you, and you're golden
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    ITT we've learned Dave has no idea how to ask a woman out, or what a vagina looks like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    pretty certain that she probably has "vagina" issues?

    There is this chick at Starbucks who is real close to be the luckiest chick in San Diego, but I'm pretty certain that she might have some kind of problems. She has a ruddy skin complexion, and I bet that translates to some kind of weird dermatology problem that causes her to spend every week at the Gyno.

    I'm going to take a pass.
    What do you mean "real close?" to being the luckiest girl in SD?

    I'd say she hit the jackpot if you left her alone.
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    She's rockin some cottage cheese discharge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I don't need to be asking no questions when the panties come off like "Whats that?"
    Ya, removing a gag is such a chore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    She's rockin some cottage cheese discharge.
    I could easily see the conversation, right before the panties coming off, going something like "before we go any farther, there is something I need to tell you".

    I'm almost 44 years old, I don't need to put up with that bullshit.
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