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  1. 02-13-2013, 04:08 PM #1
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    Hey guys, have you ever NOT asked a chick out because you were....

    pretty certain that she probably has "vagina" issues?

    There is this chick at Starbucks who is real close to be the luckiest chick in San Diego, but I'm pretty certain that she might have some kind of problems. She has a ruddy skin complexion, and I bet that translates to some kind of weird dermatology problem that causes her to spend every week at the Gyno.

    I'm going to take a pass.
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  2. 02-13-2013, 04:09 PM #2
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    My wife discourages my dating...even after 27 years of marriage
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    Dave has to consider whether or not to date girls with visible rashes
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    why is she lucky?
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    Maybe her perfect vagina is sucking the life out of the rest of her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Dave has to consider whether or not to date girls with visible rashes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    pretty certain that she probably has "vagina" issues?

    There is this chick at Starbucks who is real close to be the luckiest chick in San Diego, but I'm pretty certain that she might have some kind of problems. She has a ruddy skin complexion, and I bet that translates to some kind of weird dermatology problem that causes her to spend every week at the Gyno.

    I'm going to take a pass.
    could you define "luckiest chick" for us?
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    Dave has rashes older than she is
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    My wife discourages my dating...even after 27 years of marriage


    Stubborn woman.
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  10. 02-13-2013, 04:14 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    could you define "luckiest chick" for us?
    Any one that I give some attention to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Dave has to consider whether or not to date girls with visible rashes
    No, they aren't rashes.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    You should ask her out Dave it will be funny when she turns you down
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    does she have any other obvious physical defects?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Dave has to consider whether or not to date girls with visible rashes
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    does anyone believe that Dave would turn down any woman that showed interest?
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  18. 02-13-2013, 04:21 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    does she have any other obvious physical defects?
    No. She fills her pants nicely.
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  19. 02-13-2013, 04:21 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    does anyone believe that Dave would turn down any woman that showed interest?
    Not a chance. Besides, any straight man would never try to assume a broad has "vaginal" issues
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    Dave could afford Starbucks?
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