Hey guys, have you ever NOT asked a chick out because you were....

[MatthewT]

You saw what Clutch spent one fiddy on.

if it was a dollar fifty, he still paid too much

[The Gas Face]

I think that would make his coffee order a little uncomfortable, but I'd kill to see video footage of it.

If the milk rises to the top she's no good

[The Gas Face]

if it was a dollar fifty, he still paid too much

I would have took a handy probably

[Daveindiego]

BTW.....completely unrelated.....


I have finally come to the conclusion that the pickup line of "you're so fucking hot, I'd let you shit in my mouth" really does NOT work.

[doughhead63]

Dave, did you ever think she made a thread, at another board titled "Did you ever say no to a dude who asked you out because he looks like he may have 'nut odor' issues"?

[The Shiv]

why isnt dave married?

[The Gas Face]

Dave, did you ever think she made a thread, at another board titled "Did you ever say no to a dude who asked you out because he looks like he may have 'nut odor' issues"?

" there's some old dude stalking me at my job. He looks like a crusty, old janitors mop."

[Slippy]

BTW.....completely unrelated.....


I have finally come to the conclusion that the pickup line of "you're so fucking hot, I'd let you shit in my mouth" really does NOT work.

It would work with me.

I'd pay good money to shit in your mouth.

[Daveindiego]

Dave, did you ever think she made a thread, at another board titled "Did you ever say no to a dude who asked you out because he looks like he may have 'nut odor' issues"?

Absolutely.

However, my nuts smell like heaven.

why isnt dave married?

Because I'm the smartest person in the world.

[Daveindiego]

It would work with me.

I'd pay good money to shit in your mouth.

It worked once, but the hundreds of times that I got the horrified look in return led me to reconsider using it.

[GHP]

No, I could add 3 more people to my household, and I'd still be above the middle class.

"Eew Suzy my grandpa's friend asked me out today!"

[The Shiv]

Absolutely.

However, my nuts smell like heaven.



Because I'm the smartest person in the world.

whens the last time you had sexual intercourse?

[MatthewT]

well, she has a shitty job, but maybe that's a good thing

[Slippy]

It worked once, but the hundreds of times that I got the horrified look in return led me to reconsider using it.

What did her shit taste like?

Mine would probably taste like beer and cacciatore chicken. (I made a huge batch on Monday, I've been eating it for 2 days)

[The Gas Face]

whens the last time you had sexual intercourse?

over/ under?

[Daveindiego]

whens the last time you had sexual intercourse?

You want the link to the Pornhub amateur section?

[GHP]

1. Ask her for a date where she works
2. Buy her a cup of coffee on her break
3. Win

[doughhead63]

" there's some old dude stalking me at my job. He looks like a crusty, old janitors mop."

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[Dirty South]

" there's some old dude stalking me at my job. He looks like a crusty, old janitors mop."

Dave looks great for 65.

[The Shiv]

dave wont answer