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  1. 02-13-2013, 04:23 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    Not a chance. Besides, any straight man would never try to assume a broad has "vaginal" issues
    I second this. Much like finding out if a guy has a tiny wang or smelly balls - it's a chance you take. You don't assume it to save yourself the humiliation of rejection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    No. She fills her pants nicely.
    wait, does that mean she has a dick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    Dave could afford Starbucks?
    Yeah.

    Colored me surprised last night when it came to my attention that with my sole income, I am above the upper range of middle class.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    Dave could afford Starbucks?
    His favorite place to panhandle
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
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  5. 02-13-2013, 04:25 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    wait, does that mean she has a dick?
    No faggit, that means she's got a first class turd cutter. Idiot.
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    This is the fake story, Robin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post


    Stubborn woman.
    I know...right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Yeah.

    Colored me surprised last night when it came to my attention that with my sole income, I am above the upper range of middle class.
    Add a wife and child and you're below the poverty line
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  9. 02-13-2013, 04:27 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I second this. Much like finding out if a guy has a tiny wang or smelly balls - it's a chance you take. You don't assume it to save yourself the humiliation of rejection.
    That was my other thought on the matter....

    Life is just a crap shoot, and you takes your chances.


    But you know what? I'm almost 44 years old, and fuck that shit, I can be picky about these things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Yeah.

    Colored me surprised last night when it came to my attention that with my sole income, I am above the upper range of middle class.
    Racist
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  11. 02-13-2013, 04:27 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Add a wife and child and you're below the poverty line
    No, I could add 3 more people to my household, and I'd still be above the middle class.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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  12. 02-13-2013, 04:29 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I second this. Much like finding out if a guy has a tiny wang or smelly balls - it's a chance you take. You don't assume it to save yourself the humiliation of rejection.
    a man didn't invent the finger test for nothing
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    so dave isnt gay?
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    too bad bread's not still a nickel
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    His favorite place to panhandle
    panhandles fit perfectly in my ass ~Schmoopy
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    a man didn't invent the finger test for nothing
    Finger test is going to require at minimum a decent dinner.

    I don't want to spend a hundred bucks for the finger test.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    so dave isnt gay?
    I thought he was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Finger test is going to require at minimum a decent dinner.

    I don't want to spend a hundred bucks for the finger test.
    You saw what Clutch spent one fiddy on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    a man didn't invent the finger test for nothing
    I think that would make his coffee order a little uncomfortable, but I'd kill to see video footage of it.
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