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  1. 02-13-2013, 03:30 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    That's hot.
    You busy tomorrow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Yes, yes I do.

    I like cowboys even more. Just something ruggedly sexy about them.
    I'll remember that the next time these homos make fun of my new ostrich skin boots.
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    fucking stupidest goddamn thing ever created

    PP and I aren't exactly all "cozy" and shit right now, but we're still "together".

    WTF does a girl have to get a guy? I usually make my man a stellar meal of his choice, do myself up, and wear something slinky. He's irritating me right now though.

    I'd rather just buy him something.

    Suggestions?

    What are you guys getting your irritating others?
    Valentine's Day is a special time of the year to make lonely people feel even worse.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Yes, yes I do.

    I like cowboys even more. Just something ruggedly sexy about them.
    Odie just fainted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    I'll remember that the next time these homos make fun of my new ostrich skin boots.
    the ostrich is entirely without wisdom
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    sorry. I'd passed out. What was that now?
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    schmoopy is headed to Dev town
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    and he's out again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Than do this. Buy a big blue dildo and a little blue pill(Viagra). Tell him, "you're gonna take one of these. Your choice" hopefully he chooses the pill. Give him a fun night and save the dildo for yourself.

    Any particular reason that you chose blue?

    Smurf fetish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Any particular reason that you chose blue?

    Smurf fetish?
    Viagra is blue. Big blue dildo or little blue pill?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Yes, Beeton has restaurants. You'd have to remove the word "nice" from "nice dinner for 2", though.

    I could cook him a better meal.

    Closest decent places to eat are about a half hour either south or north. I believe that we're going to do that regardless. I should still buy the boy something. He'll likely insist on paying for dinner.

    I know he needs new work shoes (I bought him work boots for Christmas). Is this just WAY too "unromantic" though? Too practical?
    My Ex bought me work boots for x-mas one time, most uncomfortable boots ever. I say a blowie is the best way to go
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You busy tomorrow?
    not at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    where's JTJ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    fucking stupidest goddamn thing ever created

    PP and I aren't exactly all "cozy" and shit right now, but we're still "together".

    WTF does a girl have to get a guy? I usually make my man a stellar meal of his choice, do myself up, and wear something slinky. He's irritating me right now though.

    I'd rather just buy him something.

    Suggestions?

    What are you guys getting your irritating others?
    Slippy will you be my e-Valentine? All you would have to get me is a boob pic of yourself.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Sweet Canadian corn. The best kind.
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Slippy will you be my e-Valentine? All you would have to get me is a boob pic of yourself.
    Sorry....let me be clear on this: for ME, to be YOUR "e-Valentine"...I have to show YOU pictures of MY boobs?

    Hang tight while I find a dick you can suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Sorry....let me be clear on this: for ME, to be YOUR "e-Valentine"...I have to show YOU pictures of MY boobs?

    Hang tight while I find a dick you can suck.
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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