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  1. 02-13-2013, 02:13 PM #1
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    Valentine's Day.

    fucking stupidest goddamn thing ever created

    PP and I aren't exactly all "cozy" and shit right now, but we're still "together".

    WTF does a girl have to get a guy? I usually make my man a stellar meal of his choice, do myself up, and wear something slinky. He's irritating me right now though.

    I'd rather just buy him something.

    Suggestions?

    What are you guys getting your irritating others?
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    A plant. It lasts and not as much of a waste of money
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    and by watch, i mean let him watch you with another chick


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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Under protest, by the way
    Under protest because you also despise this "grab for cash" holiday?

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    and by watch, i mean let him watch you with another chick


    You clearly missed the part where I said he was irritating me. It would be evil and glorious to play with another chick while he watched tied up, unwelcome to join and incapable of touching himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Under protest because you also despise this "grab for cash" holiday?

    Yes, entirely
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post



    You clearly missed the part where I said he was irritating me. It would be evil and glorious to play with another chick while he watched tied up, unwelcome to join and incapable of touching himself.

    That's hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    That's hot.
    You busy tomorrow?
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    Under protest, by the way
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    CH OOOOOoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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    It's a Hallmark holiday. Fuck everyone.
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    A card and a pair of jeans and a shirt. She picked out the last two items. I'm hoping for a BJ and I'm good.
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    Buy him a Toronto Maple Leafs fitted hat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Real View Post
    Buy him a Toronto Maple Leafs fitted hat.
    The guy's got an entire collection, Real.

    I was considering some tickets for a game though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Real View Post
    Well now, he does NOT have one of these.
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    I view it as any other holiday, except this is a holiday that honors fucking....what's wrong with that?
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