Kelly Ripa and Howard

[AliAdams]

Anyone have any theories as to why they don't talk anymore? Mark even officiated their wedding so they had to be pretty close. I really wonder what the heck happened there.

[meanredhed]

Maybe Kelly caught Mark jerking off wildly at the mere sight of Beth?

[rilagent]

Both couples must have thought that the other couple would help them up the rungs of the celebutard ladder and that didn't work out.

Or Kelly and Mark could have had some initial superficial things in common with Howard and Beth to start a friendship only to discover Beth is a woman child and Howard is a douche.

Or maybe they're still friends - Howard is the master of secrets. I remember when Howard announced that Mark was marrying them and thinking, "huh? who? why? where did this come from?" Now that I think about it, that choice of officiation has to be the cement drying on Howard's transformation as a PC Libtard.

[GaryPuppet]

My theory is Kelly saw the video of Howard photographing Horstosky in the snow and she said to Mark:

"That's it. We aren't going to be friendly with those jerk offs any more."

[homebrew]

My theory is Kelly saw the video of Howard photographing Horstosky in the snow and she said to Mark:

"That's it. We aren't going to be friendly with those jerk offs any more."

[Anyonenow]

Kelly and Mark AND Kids are a FAMILY
Howard and Ono are...?

[jyanks]

It causes too much pain for Beth to hang out with them anymore.
She steams with jealousy over Kelly's successful talk show & 3 beautiful children.

[SouthernListen]

[aquadog]

There is no mystery. Ripa and husband realized what assholes they were. Period.

[The Booey]

Tough luck, Howchie. Even the woman who seems to like everybody doesn't like you.

[the Artie Chair]

It causes too much pain for Beth to hang out with them anymore.
She steams with jealousy over Kelly's successful talk show & 3 beautiful children.

Both couples must have thought that the other couple would help them up the rungs of the celebutard ladder and that didn't work out.

Or Kelly and Mark could have had some initial superficial things in common with Howard and Beth to start a friendship only to discover Beth is a woman child and Howard is a douche.

Both of you are probably right on the mark with your points.

[Teeney]

Kelly thinks Howard and Beth are too fat to be friends with.

[isabella]

There is no mystery. Ripa and husband realized what assholes they were. Period.

this is the correct answer...the ostrosky-stern's are embarrassing to be with.

[Murcielago]

When the fake relationship didn't get Bimba a semi-regular spot on Ripa's show, the Sterns went looking for other opportunities.

[Icculus]

"for all this hassle, they serve us scrambled eggs?"

[Pigsaw]

Howard probably hit on Mark. He may have been looking for a three-way like he did with John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn. Kelly wanted nothing to do with them after that!

[AcquiringSignal]

Kelly refused to hook up Wiggy with nude pics of Michael Strahan.

/friendship

[Nurse Remulak]

Kelly is soooooooo fucking cute. Except for her creepy Chernobyl belly button.

[Icculus]

[ohmicah]

Maybe it had something to do with the dog expert, Beth, bringing an unleashed, frightened dog to shit on the set of Regis and Kelly.

"Howard gave that dog something", said Regis.

I'd be pretty pissed off if someone's dog took a shit in my house and the caretaker thought it was funny.