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  1. 02-13-2013, 02:18 PM #481
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    I would like to run your head through a wall.
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  2. 02-13-2013, 02:20 PM #482
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Zang
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  3. 02-13-2013, 02:23 PM #483
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    This thread sucks
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  4. 02-13-2013, 02:24 PM #484
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    This thread sucks
    How's the pussy quest going?
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  5. 02-13-2013, 02:30 PM #485
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zang View Post
    How's the pussy quest going?
    I shan't be getting any pussy anytime soon. How about you my friend
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  6. 02-13-2013, 02:33 PM #486
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    I shan't be getting any pussy anytime soon. How about you my friend
    First, I love the inclusion of shan't. That shows class.
    Second, I am married to my pussy and enjoy the fruits on as frequent a basis as is possible.

    You are a good egg, Gwarn. The pussy shall be yours soon.
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  7. 02-13-2013, 02:41 PM #487
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    I shan't be getting any pussy anytime soon.
    Lady Gwarn come back?
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  8. 02-13-2013, 02:50 PM #488
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    Lady Gwarn come back?
    She's visiting this weekend but will be wearing her no entry sign like the vestile virgins on history of the world part one so no pussy for your ole pal
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  9. 02-13-2013, 03:12 PM #489
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    She's visiting this weekend but will be wearing her no entry sign like the vestile virgins on history of the world part one so no pussy for your ole pal
    You got to work some mojo on Lady Gwarn and get her to ditch the chastity belt.
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  10. 02-13-2013, 03:15 PM #490
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    Oh, hi Flathead.

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  11. 02-13-2013, 03:22 PM #491
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    Oh, hi Flathead.

    Am I'm missing something here?
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  12. 02-13-2013, 03:31 PM #492
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    Cleaning out the hard drive again, and found a pic that Wicked might pay to see.
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  13. 02-13-2013, 03:32 PM #493
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss Ono View Post
    1. Remove bread from bag.
    b. Place bread in toaster and push down lever.
    4. Butter and serve.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    That doesn't look very toasted, I'm thinking EC is right, you really are an asshole
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    Not only is that not toasted, I don't know what that yellow shit is, but it's not butter, I can tell you that much. Margarine maybe. Or something in a squeeze tube. But it's not butter.

    Thank you.
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    Is that plate on a blanket

    That's the worst looking "toast" I have ever seen. What the hell does he use for a toaster, a cigarette lighter?
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    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin
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  14. 02-13-2013, 03:32 PM #494
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    Cleaning out the hard drive again, and found a pic that Wicked might pay to see.
    What is it going to cost me to keep this quiet?


    What am I saying, I have no idea what you are talking about.
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    Check your box
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  16. 02-13-2013, 04:20 PM #496
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zang View Post
    First, I love the inclusion of shan't. That shows class.
    Second, I am married to my pussy and enjoy the fruits on as frequent a basis as is possible.

    You are a good egg, Gwarn. The pussy shall be yours soon.
    youre not that chiva fellow are you?
    you can be first, right after me
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