
I ate a whole plate of Swiss Chard or bowl or whatever then took 8 more shots of Bourbon. I puked while we were jumping off the dock a half hour later.
I had no idea what it was until I saw it years later on some fancy cooking show. This definitely wasn't those people, they were poor and were only eating it because they could pick it out of the yard.
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Tijuana bacon hot dogs from the street vendors at 5am.......Ooooofah
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17 years old, drunk and high as a kite up in Big Bear. No milk, had to eat Grape Nuts with Heineken.

Bacon Burrito's

Couple of years ago I was drinking bourbon with cocoa cola. Ran outta coke. For some dumb reason I thought bourbon mixed with tea would make a good substitution. It doesn't.
At this bar on Okracoke Island on the Outer Banks I had a dozen oysters and about 9 of them had live oyster crabs on them. I murdered them with my teeth.
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