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    Quote Originally Posted by VAsiCkBoy View Post
    I bet you don't wake up with a hangover though.
    Yeah, we used to keep drinking after we'd eaten

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    I was with a friend who LOVED smoked oysters from a jar on crackers. Had I not been drunk I would not have even tried them. But I did, and even drunk they were terrible. Never again.
    I think I may have to go to the supermarket on my way home to get oysters & cracker biscuits!!
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    You forget, he's an Aussie. He's fucking insane

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    The fuck?
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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    I buttered two pieces of white bread and used the cheese powder from a box of Kraft mac'n'cheese as the only filling.

    I was 19 and so very high.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    I buttered two pieces of white bread and used the cheese powder from a box of Kraft mac'n'cheese as the only filling.

    I was 19 and so very high.
    Kraft Dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    I buttered two pieces of white bread and used the cheese powder from a box of Kraft mac'n'cheese as the only filling.

    I was 19 and so very high.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    eww bumpy cock head hot dog
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    The dick? Yeah it was awesome

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    I don't get it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    I ate a whole plate of Swiss Chard or bowl or whatever then took 8 more shots of Bourbon. I puked while we were jumping off the dock a half hour later.

    I had no idea what it was until I saw it years later on some fancy cooking show. This definitely wasn't those people, they were poor and were only eating it because they could pick it out of the yard.
    Last edited by HaroldJackson; 02-12-2013 at 11:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post
    eww bumpy cock head hot dog
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    I don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    Kraft Dinner.
    I was translating for the benefit of your countrymen.
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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    I don't get it.
    that is chriza's helmet with bumps all over it
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The dick? Yeah it was awesome

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    Tijuana bacon hot dogs from the street vendors at 5am.......Ooooofah


    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif

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    17 years old, drunk and high as a kite up in Big Bear. No milk, had to eat Grape Nuts with Heineken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    17 years old, drunk and high as a kite up in Big Bear. No milk, had to eat Grape Nuts with Heineken.
    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif

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    Bacon Burrito's

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    17 years old, drunk and high as a kite up in Big Bear. No milk, had to eat Grape Nuts with Heineken.
    Cereal with beer is horrible. I thought I'd try it after hearing jokes about it for a while.
    ( all of mine seem to be from when I was a kid, I must have eaten some dumb shit as an adult. )

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    Couple of years ago I was drinking bourbon with cocoa cola. Ran outta coke. For some dumb reason I thought bourbon mixed with tea would make a good substitution. It doesn't.

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    At this bar on Okracoke Island on the Outer Banks I had a dozen oysters and about 9 of them had live oyster crabs on them. I murdered them with my teeth.

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