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    I gotta check on the boy every hour.



    His dad took him to hockey tonight, and he was dropped off reciting these instructions to me: "Mom, coach and dad say it's likely a slight concussion because my words are slow and I feel like I'm going to throw up"

    Didn't even take him to the hospital. I guess he took 2 sticks to the head tonight, and got slammed into the boards.

    It's not my first rodeo - my daughter rode horses from 5 years old, I'm no stranger to concussions.......but to not even take him to the hospital? To have HIM recite it to me, in his head-concussed stupor, as you drop him off in the driveway?

    fuck's sake

    I'm gonna be up all night.
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    two dumb fucking idiots. that's his son, for fuck's sake.

    you're a good mom slippy. respect.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    she is ...
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    can't you take him to a hospital?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post


    His dad took him to hockey tonight, and he was dropped off reciting these instructions to me: "Mom, coach and dad say it's likely a slight concussion because my words are slow and I feel like I'm going to throw up"

    Didn't even take him to the hospital. I guess he took 2 sticks to the head tonight, and got slammed into the boards.

    It's not my first rodeo - my daughter rode horses from 5 years old, I'm no stranger to concussions.......but to not even take him to the hospital? To have HIM recite it to me, in his head-concussed stupor, as you drop him off in the driveway?

    fuck's sake

    I'm gonna be up all night.
    sounds like he's better off with you right now than them anyways
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    Concussions are a dime a dozen when you raise kids. I think what bothers me the most is, another line Chayse told me he said was "if your mom can't or won't drive you to the hospital, give daddy or my wife a call and we'll do it"

    Well....if you thought it should be done while you had him - why the FUCK wouldn't you have taken him on the spot?

    Realistically, we all know that a concussion ends in a doctor saying this to you (after 6 hours in the waiting room) - "Yep, he got hit hard. Juggled his brains. Keep your eye on him and wake him up every hour."

    That's it. That's what they fucking tell you to do. Unless there is broken eye vessels, or violent vomiting.

    Why say that shit to the boy? To ease his guilt about not dealing with it properly?
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    sometimes I just fucking HATE other people

    Leave me alone. Let me do this shit myself, because I'm not an asshole to myself or my children. Fucking asshole.

    Keep insisting on being a part, and doing such a shit-ass job that it doubles the workload I would've had by just taking care of it myself.

    Buy him some more candy. Great job.
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    *sigh*

    Sorry.

    I'm done venting.
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    hope he feels better soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post


    His dad took him to hockey tonight, and he was dropped off reciting these instructions to me: "Mom, coach and dad say it's likely a slight concussion because my words are slow and I feel like I'm going to throw up"

    Didn't even take him to the hospital. I guess he took 2 sticks to the head tonight, and got slammed into the boards.

    It's not my first rodeo - my daughter rode horses from 5 years old, I'm no stranger to concussions.......but to not even take him to the hospital? To have HIM recite it to me, in his head-concussed stupor, as you drop him off in the driveway?

    fuck's sake

    I'm gonna be up all night.
    He's gonna masturbate feverishly!
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    i feel terrible for a lot a single moms. a lot a them is always having to deal with some dumbass guy on the other end who's fucking up their shit.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    He's gonna masturbate feverishly!
    That would actually ease my concerns. If he had the focus to masturbate.

    Boy cannot put together sentences correctly right now. He was garbling his words, and talking very slowly.

    He's in my bed with a bowl beside him, 'cause he's sick to his stomach. That's a fucking concussion.

    While I do know how to deal with it, his motherfuckingdickfuck father should have taking him to the hospital, instead of dropping him off and sending "instructions" via an 11 year old with a fucking concussion. I know how to deal with concussions, because every time my kid gets one - I TAKE THEM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. I don't drop them off somewhere and say "call me son, if your mom doesn't do what I should have".

    I've debated for an hour whether to take him myself, but he was hit 3 hours ago now. He's coherent, but slow and garbled with his words. I'm checking on him every 20 minutes. He's in my bed with a bowl beside him....

    uchhhhhhhhhhh - maybe I'm being too hard on his dad

    I just would have handled it differently.
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    take him
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    This guys is almost as bad of a Father as Ryan Lever.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    dont compound the stupidity of his father: take him
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i feel terrible for a lot a single moms. a lot a them is always having to deal with some dumbass guy on the other end who's fucking up their shit.
    Never feel bad for me, dinkus. I have a good life. So do my children.

    We all have assholes in our lives, in whatever means they hit it in. Single mom, single guy, fatassslob who gets girls with drugs, single guys dealing with bitches, married guys dealing with frigid wives........we've all got shit. No need to feel sorry for each other.

    Sometimes though - I just wanna bitch about it.
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    take him
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    #1 - take the kid to the ER please. Don't fuck around.

    #2 - Is this still that coed league he played in? Was it a girl that hit him?
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    fuck you all

    I already know EXACTLY what they're going to motherfucking tell me.

    But I gotta go.

    He still can't form sentences, when I just woke him up again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post

    uchhhhhhhhhhh - maybe I'm being too hard on his dad
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    Definitely not hard enough. What a scumbag.

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