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  1. 02-12-2013, 07:50 PM #1
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    i think my booger production is up by about 60% this season compared to last winter

    i can tell because my booger wall is getting pretty full up.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    No doubt, I blasted out some seriously toxic looking snot last week after getting a cold. The color and volume was not of this Earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Thanks, Obama!
    you're funny as fuck homey.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    No doubt, I blasted out some seriously toxic looking snot last week after getting a cold. The color and volume was not of this Earth.
    i had a terrible cold for like 10 days an i was snot city. my nose was stuffed up but it also ran drippy snot all day. now the boogs are dry an i got a pick them out all the time because it feels good.
    you just don't turn it off.

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  6. 02-12-2013, 08:34 PM #6
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    you're on your way to being booger independent & a net exporter
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    You need a nice humidifier in your room Dink. Works for me.
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    you guys need to turn your heat off at night & turn on a humidifier. at least turn the heat off or down to 50. you'll sleep better, healthier & save your sinuses with no colds.
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    boil an open pan of water & stick your head in the steam & breathe in helps you booger eaters.
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    Get a air purifier.. I'm getting one soon seems like the dust has gone crazy this year but it could be due to the new dog
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    how bout this whopper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Get a air purifier.. I'm getting one soon seems like the dust has gone crazy this year but it could be due to the new dog
    its the dry heat that drys up your snotlocker & creates crustaceans thus reduces the mucous that protects from colds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    its the dry heat that drys up your snotlocker & creates crustaceans thus reduces the mucous that protects from colds.
    Dust plays a big part too.... Forced air will dry the air but people with radiators have the same issues.. it's because we are inside more in the winter months and also why winter is the main season for colds/flu
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Dust plays a big part too.... Forced air will dry the air but people with radiators have the same issues.. it's because we are inside more in the winter months and also why winter is the main season for colds/flu
    ya, inside with less humidity, all manufactured heat is alot drier than say the natural summer months even with a/c.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    boil an open pan of water & stick your head in the steam & breathe in helps you booger eaters.
    Steam is 212� and is invisible. You want water vapor. ( mortarboard smiley with his finger in the air)
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