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  1. 02-12-2013, 07:25 PM #1
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    So I punched a crackhead in the head over 10X today and fucked my hand up.. Xray pic

    It's not broken but it hurts like fuck and is bruised/swollen like a motherfucker... Ice for the next 24hr with Voltaren Gel and Naproxen 500mg 2x a day Plus I can use the the 10mg percocets I already have for Neck pain... I normally take them just when needed... I can't even hold a paint brush right now... I would take a pic of the hand but it's all wrapped up with a compression bandage and really don't want to take it off right now... When having xrays I always ask the tech whats the weirdest thing they have found up someones ass( It's a nice ice breaker ) this one was a homemade Dildo with a glass jar attached to it... I asked him did the Jar have "Balls" on it as in balls mason he was cracking up... Nice chap



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  2. 02-12-2013, 07:26 PM #2
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    Why did you punch a crackhead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    made ya look!
    Penises don't have bones
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Penises don't have bones
    + reps That doesn't keep me from sucking out the marrow! ~ schmoopy
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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    She steal yo wallet yo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by beetlejosh View Post
    Why did you punch a crackhead?
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    She steal yo wallet yo?
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...=1#post3560754
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...=1#post3560754
    Ah....be careful, The Cunt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by beetlejosh View Post
    Ah....be careful, The Cunt!
    No... He should be careful
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    No... He should be careful
    Did you send him to the hospital? Where exactly did you hit him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
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    I saw that but took it as a joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I saw that but took it as a joke
    When I say true story...
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    old people problems
    No it's principle due to me losing money because of his week long crack binge.. BTW.. Doctor said it's the worst case of Naz fingers ( swollen fingers) he has seen in a long time
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    I can't even hold a paint brush right now

    "At this rate my masterpiece shant be ready for the spring showing!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    I can't even hold a paint brush right now

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    fuckin BRICKTOP!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
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    Did you go to SOCH for that? I hate going to that place. If I can I try and make it up the GSP to the better hospitals.
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