State of the Union Speech Thread!

**KillVampires** · 02-12-2013, 07:18 PM

Obama getting a thunderous applause. Biden has a bloodfilled eye and looks like a sci-fi villain.

**dude** · 02-12-2013, 07:18 PM

Obama pretending our economy is great.

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 02-12-2013, 07:19 PM

Great. Now there's three threads.

**dude** · 02-12-2013, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

Great. Now there's three threads.

No one here is interested in posting with the bar shitheads

**Chuck Kongo** · 02-12-2013, 07:22 PM

Is that chickenhawk bitch Ted Nugent there with that whackjob Texas congressman who was supposed to bring him as his date?

Obama should kick Crazy Uncle Ted in the nuts when Ted tries to get his autograph.

Ted wouldn't do shit even once he's done whimpering and sobbing on the floor in the fetal position.

All bark, no bite pussy....

**dude** · 02-12-2013, 07:32 PM

This is gross.

**jake206** · 02-12-2013, 07:34 PM

Approaching the podiums

**dude** · 02-12-2013, 07:39 PM

That is enough of that. Can't take such nonsense anymore. Such a ridiculous fantasy going on. Do people actually watch this and feel good after? Are people this gullible?

**KillVampires** · 02-12-2013, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by dude

That is enough of that. Can't take such nonsense anymore. Such a ridiculous fantasy going on. Do people actually watch this and feel good after? Are people this gullible?

He could say "I propose Nazi death camps with firing squads for Jews and gays" and then pause, and he'd get a standing ovation. I'm not sure if people are even listening at this point. They see the pause, and then start to clap like sheep.

**Chuck Kongo** · 02-12-2013, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by KillVampires

He could say "I propose Nazi death camps with firing squads for Jews and gays" and then pause, and he'd get a standing ovation. I'm not sure if people are even listening at this point. They see the pause, and then start to clap like sheep.

Yea, dude I know it's like so bizarre and uncommon.....that never happens....is this the first State of The Union Address you've ever seen? You're adorable. Stay gold, Ponyboy!

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 02-12-2013, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by KillVampires

He could say "I propose Nazi death camps with firing squads for Jews and gays" and then pause, and he'd get a standing ovation. I'm not sure if people are even listening at this point. They see the pause, and then start to clap like sheep.

Like Church, bro. Sit, stand, kneel. Lather, rinse, repeat.