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    SALOON FOUNDER Dawg's Avatar
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    Hey Schmoopy do you sell Oreck Vacuum Cleaners online?

    I would try one out but I dont want to go to a store and have smoke blown up my ass.
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    The old man is probably trying to get through the days without having to turn the lights on.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I would try one out but I dont want to go to a store and have smoke blown up my ass.
    I bet he would blow you to move one of them off of the showroom floor
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post


    The old man is probably trying to get through the days without having to turn the lights on.
    I need a new vacuum man. The one I have doesn't pick up shit anymore.
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    I don't wanna sell a vacuum to any of you Jews! Just go to Costco or Costco.com and buy the Magnesium pkg.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I need a new vacuum man. The one I have doesn't pick up shit anymore.
    Not supposed to vacuum up shit

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    I'm probably going to buy a Dyson from Costco. Damn if I don't spend a few hundred dollars every time I walk in that store. That and groceries is going to be an expensive trip




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    I'm off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No vacuum talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    his new name is oreck mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I don't wanna sell a vacuum to any of you Jews! Just go to Costco or Costco.com and buy the Magnesium pkg.!
    Why not?
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Schmoopy is about to miss a sale.
    How many times in a sales career has a joo missed a sale?
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    A Dyson? that sounds just peachy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Peachy View Post
    I'm probably going to buy a Dyson from Costco. Damn if I don't spend a few hundred dollars every time I walk in that store. That and groceries is going to be an expensive trip
    Dydon.jpg
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    Schmoopy is about to miss a sale.
    How many times in a sales career has a joo missed a sale?
    Jesus lost a few furniture sales at the end of his career.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Why not?
    Because all of you guys Jew me down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I need a new vacuum man. The one I have doesn't pick up shit anymore.
    Just go to Target, and get that 40 dollar Dirt Devil.

    Best vacuum I have ever had. Love that bitch. And it has this canister thing, so you don't need bags, and just through the shit out. And it has a HEPA filter.

    40 bucks, Target.

    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I don't wanna sell a vacuum to any of you Jews! Just go to Costco or Costco.com and buy the Magnesium pkg.!
    This is why your old man keeps you in the back 'repairing' the shitty vacuums.
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    This just came out a couple of weeks ago. This blows every plastic piece of shit Dyson out of the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    http://www.oreck.com/touch-bagless-vacuum-cleaner/touch,default,pg.html


    It's $399.99

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    This just came out a couple of weeks ago. This blows every plastic piece of shit Dyson out of the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    http://www.oreck.com/touch-bagless-vacuum-cleaner/touch,default,pg.html


    It's $399.99
    Whoa...is that thing made in the USA?
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    No offense, Dawg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    This just came out a couple of weeks ago. This blows every plastic piece of shit Dyson out of the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    http://www.oreck.com/touch-bagless-vacuum-cleaner/touch,default,pg.html


    It's $399.99
    400 bucks?!!!!

    That fucking thing better give me a handie before it blows me.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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