I farted in line at lunch and it made the lady behind me leave.
Preservation through destruction.
Ephesians 4:32 And be you kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake has forgiven you.
Matthew 6:14 For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you
yeah, i'm soooooo wrong about my own bible![]()
The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
yup. and he can continue to burn in hell. 'course, i can't forgive him for anything he didn't do to me, personally
and i feel a little guilty that i think i fed him bacon.
The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
I forgave him the instant that Navy Seal put two rounds into his head and split it open in a V shape.![]()
One time Mr G and I went to rent some camera equipment for a job. We were in line and Mr G ripped one and the smell was just horrendous so we went to look for the stuff ourselves. We were way in the back when we heard the owner guy getting all pissed up front and asking who the hell farted. We lol'ed and Mr G ripped another one.
Well we can't find it so we go back up front and ask the owner for the stuff we're looking for. He makes a beeline to exactly where we were 2 minutes before way in the back. He hits the cloud and gets all pissed off and is yelling goddammit and shit who's stinking up my shop. We were dying.
In the meantime Mr G has let another gawd-awful stanker while we waited in line and here comes the owner. He's still madder than hell when he gets to the register where we are and hits that stunner. He turns beet red and literally starts shaking and waving his arms around and screaming at his employees and shit. We had to leave without getting anything we just couldn't take it anymore that poor man
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