Last night I introduced someone to chicken salad. She had never had it before, so I brought her a chipotle chicken salad wrap. It was creamy and delicious.
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02-12-2013, 10:33 AM #1Keep Calm and Fak U
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I feel really good about myself
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02-12-2013, 10:34 AM #2I came to drop bombs
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"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott Originally Posted by Shine
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02-12-2013, 10:34 AM #3Not Mexican
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Hope you traded her for her tuna salad
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02-12-2013, 10:36 AM #4Keep Calm and Fak U
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That's vulgar. Don't talk to me. Originally Posted by jackie the jerk
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02-12-2013, 10:36 AM #5Awaiting The Rapture
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yeah, i could see the whole "chicken of the sea" thing prompting a 30 minute conversation
John 3:16
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02-12-2013, 10:36 AM #6DS Supporter
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is chicken salad a delicacy where you live?
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02-12-2013, 10:37 AM #7Keep Calm and Fak U
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She's not retarded Originally Posted by MatthewT
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02-12-2013, 10:37 AM #8Keep Calm and Fak U
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I was only introduced to it last year myself so I'm still enamored with it Originally Posted by face palm
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02-12-2013, 10:38 AM #9DS Supporter
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I dunno, did she drop any of it? Originally Posted by Chriza
She's not retarded
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02-12-2013, 10:38 AM #10DS Supporter
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hence the question Originally Posted by Chriza
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02-12-2013, 10:39 AM #11Keep Calm and Fak U
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I didn't watch her eat it Originally Posted by face palm
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02-12-2013, 10:39 AM #12Keep Calm and Fak U
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No, for some reason, my Mom never made it so as an adult it sounded foreign and bizarre Originally Posted by face palm
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02-12-2013, 10:40 AM #13DS Supporter
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your Mom hated you
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so what happened to the Olive Garden?
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02-12-2013, 10:42 AM #15Keep Calm and Fak U
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It's bizarre too, because I've come to find out that my Dad loves the stuff Originally Posted by face palm
I need to ask that ho what her problem is Originally Posted by gilaet
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02-12-2013, 10:42 AM #16Keep Calm and Fak U
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That's tonight Originally Posted by Mlaw
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02-12-2013, 10:45 AM #17DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Chriza
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02-12-2013, 10:48 AM #18dead again
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Fucking this retarded chick at the end of the block
She gets confused by the smell of air
But the sex is fantastic so I just don't care
Something about this retard gets me hard as a rock
She gets lost falling down the stairs
But she sure knows her way around my pubic hairs Originally Posted by AnimalGod
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02-12-2013, 10:48 AM #19DS Supporter
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I enjoy adding pineapple to my chicken salad
apples and raisins as well
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02-12-2013, 10:48 AM #20Keep Calm and Fak U
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My only theory is that my sister hated onions and most chicken salad contains them Originally Posted by face palm
She's fucking 29 and still almost never eats vegetables
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