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  1. 02-12-2013, 10:33 AM #1
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    I feel really good about myself

    Last night I introduced someone to chicken salad. She had never had it before, so I brought her a chipotle chicken salad wrap. It was creamy and delicious.


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  2. 02-12-2013, 10:34 AM #2
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    Hope you traded her for her tuna salad
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    Hope you traded her for her tuna salad
    That's vulgar. Don't talk to me.



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    yeah, i could see the whole "chicken of the sea" thing prompting a 30 minute conversation
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    is chicken salad a delicacy where you live?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    yeah, i could see the whole "chicken of the sea" thing prompting a 30 minute conversation
    She's not retarded
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    is chicken salad a delicacy where you live?
    I was only introduced to it last year myself so I'm still enamored with it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    She's not retarded
    I dunno, did she drop any of it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I was only introduced to it last year myself so I'm still enamored with it
    hence the question
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    I dunno, did she drop any of it?
    I didn't watch her eat it
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  12. 02-12-2013, 10:39 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    hence the question
    No, for some reason, my Mom never made it so as an adult it sounded foreign and bizarre
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    your Mom hated you
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    so what happened to the Olive Garden?
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    your Mom hated you
    It's bizarre too, because I've come to find out that my Dad loves the stuff

    I need to ask that ho what her problem is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    so what happened to the Olive Garden?
    That's tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    It's bizarre too, because I've come to find out that my Dad loves the stuff

    I need to ask that ho what her problem is
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    Fucking this retarded chick at the end of the block
    She gets confused by the smell of air
    But the sex is fantastic so I just don't care
    Something about this retard gets me hard as a rock
    She gets lost falling down the stairs
    But she sure knows her way around my pubic hairs
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    I enjoy adding pineapple to my chicken salad

    apples and raisins as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    My only theory is that my sister hated onions and most chicken salad contains them

    She's fucking 29 and still almost never eats vegetables
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