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    Watch out Pepsi-addict ETM: Woman dies from Coca-Cola habit

    She drank up to TEN...fucking....LITERS a day.

    That's 2.2 POUNDS of sugar (a perfect kilogram)

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21423499


    Her family said she had developed an addiction to Coca-Cola and would get withdrawal symptoms, including "the shakes", if she went without her favourite drink.
    She drank Coke throughout her waking hours and her teeth had been removed because of decay.

    The fact that one or more of her children were born without enamel on their teeth should have been treated by her, and by her family, as a warning”


    Coroner David Crerar said her Coca-Cola consumption had given rise to cardiac arrhythmia, a condition when the heart beats too fast or too slow.
    "I find that when all the available evidence is considered, were it not for the consumption of very large quantities of Coke by Natasha Harris, it is unlikely that she would have died when she died and how she died," Mr Crerar's finding said.

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    Very weak Stern show tie in IMHO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Very weak Stern show tie in IMHO
    Howard's tongue is permanently affixed to Nanny Bloomberg's tuchus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Very weak Stern show tie in IMHO
    you leave the OP alone!! his avatar gets him permission to post anything he likes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bucketbuddy View Post
    you leave the OP alone!! his avatar gets him permission to post anything he likes!!!
    I've seen some threads with the weakest of show connections, but I'd say this is about a 5 out of 10, with 1 being the weakest. And this thread is proving to have some legs, unlike ETM. We need GP to tweet this article to him, I love that grumpy little midget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quite Frankly View Post
    I've seen some threads with the weakest of show connections, but I'd say this is about a 5 out of 10, with 1 being the weakest. And this thread is proving to have some legs, unlike ETM. We need GP to tweet this article to him, I love that grumpy little midget.
    You get any snow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    You get any snow?
    Over 2 feet, and the town didn't even plow our lane until today- that's over 4 days stuck inside, I was like Jack Torrance...

    Just went to the grocery store & packy so sanity is restored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Very weak Stern show tie in IMHO
    when they found her dead, her whole asshole was sticking out though.

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    Holy shit stains!!! 2.6 gallons of Coca-Cola per day is insanity!!

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    She's lucky her pancreas didn't explode too.

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    Soda is sugar water

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Soda is sugar water
    Don't insult sugar by confusing it with high-fructose corn syrup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    Don't insult sugar by confusing it with high-fructose corn syrup.
    You're not the boss of me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    You're not the boss of me
    Yes I am.

    You're fired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    Yes I am.

    You're fired.
    Job sucked anyway

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    eric the retard's like a sickly little terminator. he's outlived his life expectancy by 20 years and he subsists on fast food, little debbies, pepsi and candy.
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."

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    how much did she weigh?

    how did it ruin the kids' teeth? if there were not enough minerals to create enamel, how did they form bones?
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."

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    "The fact that one or more of her children were born without enamel on their teeth should have been treated by her, and by her family, as a warning"

    I'm surprised they didn't come out black from the syrup in the fucking cokes.

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    my Aunt drinks close to that in Diet Pepsi, and smoke 3 packs of Lucky Strikes a day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    my Aunt drinks close to that in Diet Pepsi, and smoke 3 packs of Lucky Strikes a day
    I'd glaze a ham with her phlegm

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