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  1. 02-12-2013, 08:06 AM #1
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    Death by Cunnilingus!

    Sorry if this was posted already but...WTF?!

    Death by Cunnilingus

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    By Katie Mcdonough. Salon 30/1/13Feb 1, 2013 - 8:26:43 AM

    A Brazilian woman tried to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina, but her plan backfired pretty quickly


    Look, I do not relish making light of attempted murder. But sometimes you just need to write about a really crazy attempted murder.


    A Brazilian woman has been accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to have oral sex with her.


    The intended victim, identified only as a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto, knew something was going on when he noticed an unfamiliar odor coming from his wife's freshly poisoned nether region.


    But here's the thing about vaginas, as this woman soon learned: They are very porous.


    Realizing that his wife was probably absorbing a majority of the poison she had intended to kill him with, he brought her to the hospital and saved her life.


    This guy! He is totally down to perform oral sex 24/7 and will generously rush you to the emergency room after you try to kill him. And they say chivalry is dead!



    But he is nobody's fool: Sources reveal the man intends to sue his wife for attempted murder.
    I think it was smart of him to bring her to the hospital. In addition to saving her life, he was able to get the evidence secured by a third-party (the hospital).

    The fuck is wrong with some people? You can't just break up with the person or move out?
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  2. 02-12-2013, 08:07 AM #2
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    She didn't have life insurance, obviously.
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  4. 02-12-2013, 08:18 AM #4
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    "release the poison..."
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  5. 02-12-2013, 08:22 AM #5
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    I hope she ended up sterilizing herself and in six months she gets cunt cancer.

    GANGSTA, MAN!

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  6. 02-12-2013, 08:22 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheezedbyfate View Post
    "release the poison..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post

    The fuck is wrong with some people? You can't just break up with the person or move out?
    I agree.
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  8. 02-12-2013, 08:36 AM #8
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    What kind of dumb broad wouldn't realize that she would absorb that poison? Why didn't she just poison his dinner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    What kind of dumb broad wouldn't realize that she would absorb that poison? Why didn't she just poison his dinner?
    Probably because then she'd have to cook.
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    Licking on demand? He is a good husband.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Licking on demand? He is a good husband.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Licking on demand? He is a good husband.
    apparently not. Poisoning your pussy doesn't exactly sound like he was Husband of the Year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    apparently not. Poisoning your pussy doesn't exactly sound like he was Husband of the Year.
    Yeah this is somehow his fault? She must have had a good reason to try and poison her twat and kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by O Face View Post
    Yeah this is somehow his fault? She must have had a good reason to try and poison her twat and kill him.
    Meh. You're probably right. A crazy cunt with a poisoned pussy. Sounds like a James Bond villain.
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    Maybe she knew she would die too and it would be one of those murder/suicide cases.
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    If she had listened to the Howard Stern show, she would have known this would have never worked ....

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    My wife eats all her meals through her porous pussy. true story, seriously
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    First the Pope resigns and now FlaFla is trying to queer us for pussy.
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    With my addiction to vag I probably would have still licked it and then called 911
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