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  1. 02-12-2013, 05:02 AM #1
    Ritalin Melt
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    I chipped my tooth on a Jacks Links Sasquatch!

    3rd day of quitting smoking cold turkey and was chewing on this faggot of a thing in a feverish attempt to distract myself from a horrible craving and...


    bam!!! chipped my tooth

    i aint pretty no mores

    kinda looks like this but on the back of the tooth and one tooth over, best result on google images i could find



    I feel like a hillbilly now
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  2. 02-12-2013, 05:16 AM #2
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    Yer supposed to unwrap them first. J/k
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  3. 02-12-2013, 05:22 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazypreacher View Post
    Yer supposed to unwrap them first. J/k
    the wrapper is more edible and easier to chew

    its all downhill now for my teeth

    i might aswell get em all yanked and get dentures like Lever
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  4. 02-12-2013, 05:26 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritalin Melt View Post
    the wrapper is more edible and easier to chew

    its all downhill now for my teeth

    i might aswell get em all yanked and get dentures like Lever

    Little chip no biggie. You must have caught a chunk of bone. Which stinks because I eat those.
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  5. 02-12-2013, 05:46 AM #5
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    the "squatch" gets the lst laugh again.

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  6. 02-12-2013, 06:52 PM #6
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    I feel for you, i have had a week from hell with my teeth
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  7. 02-12-2013, 06:59 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Snork View Post
    the "squatch" gets the lst laugh again.

    is that RM?
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  8. 02-12-2013, 10:32 PM #8
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    Seriously how appetizing is a snack that purports to be made out of big feet? ... foots?
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  9. 02-12-2013, 11:05 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    is that RM?
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  10. 02-13-2013, 01:21 AM #10
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    Sasquatch Haikus
    Large hairy menace
    Forever out of focus
    Beware the Jack Links

    Revenge is served cold
    Now you ain't pretty either
    Sorry dude that sucks
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  11. 02-13-2013, 06:55 AM #11
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    It's like a bull pizzle stick!
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  12. 02-13-2013, 07:10 AM #12
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    Stop taking crystal meth.
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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