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  1. 02-11-2013, 08:58 PM #21
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    I heard glue works I think I got some laying around I will try that crazy glue shit.
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  2. 02-11-2013, 08:58 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Don't burn yourself. Go get it checked out if it's still bleeding.
    killjoy!
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  3. 02-11-2013, 08:59 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Don't burn yourself. Go get it checked out if it's still bleeding.
    Ok i will do that it should be fine I never cut myself this bad on a finger though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Ok i will do that it should be fine I never cut myself this bad on a finger though
    just let it bleed out
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  5. 02-11-2013, 09:04 PM #25
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    Jesus, Ryan. Do you have any common sense? Don't cauterize your cut! Don't pour drinking alcohol in an open wound! Fuck man. Put pressure on it! Wrap it up and if it doesn't stop bleeding, go to the hospital!
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  6. 02-11-2013, 09:05 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Jesus, Ryan. Do you have any common sense? Don't cauterize your cut! Don't pour drinking alcohol in an open wound! Fuck man. Put pressure on it! Wrap it up and if it doesn't stop bleeding, go to the hospital!
    I am going that route
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  7. 02-11-2013, 09:06 PM #27
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    Canadians, this is the so called 'free' health care your taxes are going to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Don't burn yourself. Go get it checked out if it's still bleeding.
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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    I think you're supposed to piss on the wound. I read that in a medical book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Ok i will do that it should be fine I never cut myself this bad on a finger though
    Pic or it didn't happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    I heard glue works I think I got some laying around I will try that crazy glue shit.
    Yeah put Crazy Glue on it, then stick the defective finger up your ass Ryan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    I am going that route
    I thought making another thread about it would of been the better route
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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    Lever, let's say, just hypothetically, that you need to be admitted to the hospital for said wound. How long would your hospital bed need to be for you to lie down comfortably without your feet hanging over the end?
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  14. 02-11-2013, 09:12 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    Pic or it didn't happen
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  15. 02-11-2013, 09:12 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    Lever, let's say, just hypothetically, that you need to be admitted to the hospital for said wound. How long would your hospital bed need to be for you to lie down comfortably without your feet hanging over the end?
    no idea
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  16. 02-11-2013, 09:14 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    no idea
    How long are you, Lever?
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    I just looked it up and it said... Set fire to a plastic carrier bag and let it drip onto the cut... Once covered place under running warm water
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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  18. 02-11-2013, 09:16 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    I just looked it up and it said... Set fire to a plastic carrier bag and let it drip onto the cut... Once covered place under running warm water
    All that would do is really burn me!!!
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    Seriously, you need to apply a tourniquet. Play it safe and put it on the carotid artery in your neck.
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  20. 02-11-2013, 09:17 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    How long are you, Lever?
    5"6 barefoot i think
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