So I was cleaning out my fucking sink and I reach in and sliced my middle finger on glass. It is gushing blood and is pretty deep and hurts like hell. Should I wait a bit to see if it stops bleeding? Or go seek medical attention??
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02-11-2013, 08:49 PM #1DS Supporter
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FUCK!! I nearly cut my middle finger off
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02-11-2013, 08:50 PM #2Maverick
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Make a vid of it
Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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02-11-2013, 08:51 PM #3DS Supporter
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I vid of what? It is not hanging or anything I got a bandage on it.
Originally Posted by The Cunt
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02-11-2013, 08:51 PM #4DS Supporter
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you should pour some whiskey on it
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02-11-2013, 08:52 PM #5the great destroyer
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cut the shit. Originally Posted by Ryan Lever
you just don't turn it off.
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02-11-2013, 08:52 PM #6DS Supporter
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I got no alcohol or would of been a good idea. Originally Posted by Diogenes1
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02-11-2013, 08:53 PM #7DS Supporter
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Not a joke thread I cut myself for real Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem
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02-11-2013, 08:53 PM #8Gonzo Weatherman
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Now's the time for some masturbation. Self made lube.
Preservation through destruction.
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02-11-2013, 08:53 PM #9Maverick
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Making a thread about it was the best thing you could do then Originally Posted by Ryan Lever
Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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02-11-2013, 08:53 PM #10DS Supporter
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burn to cauterize it with the kitchen stove
put on youtube for full effect Originally Posted by Schmoopy
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02-11-2013, 08:54 PM #11the great destroyer
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Originally Posted by Ryan Lever
you just don't turn it off.
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02-11-2013, 08:54 PM #12Maverick
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Extend it to your wrist and cut deeper .
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02-11-2013, 08:55 PM #13DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Diogenes1
Will that work? I got a knife on the stove now how bad does it hurt?
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02-11-2013, 08:56 PM #14Maverick
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I think it works better with ya head in the oven Originally Posted by Diogenes1
Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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not bad -Rambo did it! Originally Posted by Ryan Lever
Originally Posted by Schmoopy
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02-11-2013, 08:56 PM #16Chained Dawg
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use a stapler or nail gun to seal the wound
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02-11-2013, 08:57 PM #17DS Supporter
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Stick the defective finger up your ass Ryan Originally Posted by Ryan Lever
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02-11-2013, 08:57 PM #18DS Supporter
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You got that free socialist medicine, go milk it!
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02-11-2013, 08:57 PM #19Don't ask
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Don't burn yourself. Go get it checked out if it's still bleeding.
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02-11-2013, 08:58 PM #20Maverick
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Sack up and be like the Yakuza. Cut that bitch off to show your loyalty.
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