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    FUCK!! I nearly cut my middle finger off

    So I was cleaning out my fucking sink and I reach in and sliced my middle finger on glass. It is gushing blood and is pretty deep and hurts like hell. Should I wait a bit to see if it stops bleeding? Or go seek medical attention??

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    Make a vid of it
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Make a vid of it
    I vid of what? It is not hanging or anything I got a bandage on it.

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    you should pour some whiskey on it
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    So I was cleaning out my fucking sink and I reach in and sliced my middle finger on glass. It is gushing blood and is pretty deep and hurts like hell. Should I wait a bit to see if it stops bleeding? Or go seek medical attention??
    cut the shit.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    you should pour some whiskey on it
    I got no alcohol or would of been a good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    cut the shit.
    Not a joke thread I cut myself for real

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    Now's the time for some masturbation. Self made lube.
    Preservation through destruction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    I vid of what? It is not hanging or anything I got a bandage on it.
    Making a thread about it was the best thing you could do then
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    burn to cauterize it with the kitchen stove

    put on youtube for full effect
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Not a joke thread I cut myself for real
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Extend it to your wrist and cut deeper .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    burn to cauterize it with the kitchen stove

    put on youtube for full effect

    Will that work? I got a knife on the stove now how bad does it hurt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    burn to cauterize it with the kitchen stove

    put on youtube for full effect
    I think it works better with ya head in the oven
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Will that work? I got a knife on the stove now how bad does it hurt?
    not bad -Rambo did it!
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    use a stapler or nail gun to seal the wound

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    So I was cleaning out my fucking sink and I reach in and sliced my middle finger on glass. It is gushing blood and is pretty deep and hurts like hell. Should I wait a bit to see if it stops bleeding? Or go seek medical attention??
    Stick the defective finger up your ass Ryan

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    You got that free socialist medicine, go milk it!

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    Don't burn yourself. Go get it checked out if it's still bleeding.

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    Sack up and be like the Yakuza. Cut that bitch off to show your loyalty.

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