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  1. 02-11-2013, 09:17 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    I think you'll get a lolly pop for that booboo
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    All that would do is really burn me!!!
    I said warm water not hot
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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    It is still bleeding a bit
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    I think you'll get a lolly pop for that booboo
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    crack isn't funny
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  5. 02-11-2013, 09:19 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    I said warm water not hot
    the plastic from the bag with be VERY hot!!!
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    Keep the wound warm so it can heal by inserting it into your ass overnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    5"6 barefoot i think
    even after all these storms they can still stack shit that high?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    the plastic from the bag with be VERY hot!!!
    That's to kill the germs and to seal it
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    even after all these storms they can still stack shit that high?
    I didn't steal your punchline this time.
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    In the future you should gently set your cups in the sink instead of trying to drain a three from the corner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Oh for fucks sake! That's just a paper cut.
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    I'll be in Sudbury later this week, Lever.. you want me to bring you a couple of band-aids to tide you over? no charge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    Seriously, you need to apply a tourniquet. Play it safe and put it on the carotid artery in your neck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    Oh for fucks sake! That's just a paper cut.
    Looks like Homer Simpsons mouth
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    It is still bleeding a bit
    Do you have any cooked rice?
    If so, add the blood and some spices to it and make some Boudin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    I'll be in Sudbury later this week, Lever.. you want me to bring you a couple of band-aids to tide you over? no charge
    I don't get it
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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    he needs to super glue that cut shut.
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  18. 02-11-2013, 09:29 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    I didn't steal your punchline this time.
    very kind of you.
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    Lunch is served.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    he needs to super glue that cut shut.
    yeah and then stick it up his ass.
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  20. 02-11-2013, 09:37 PM #60
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    rub shit and cum in the cut
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